Conspiracy Theory: IS “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg the Trump secret weapon? Sure looks that way

I have been wondering as of late as to whether Mike Bloomberg is truly the “Trump Secret Weapon to win Big in 2020?” I mean, if you want to see a sexist, a misogynist, a Pro-Death-er, a proud bigot, a homophobe, and a scuzz ball, he fits the bill.

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I may never vote Democrat again if Tom Perez does not force “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg to follow the same rules he imposed upon everyone else from day one…

Honolulu, HI 96782, 02-19-2020 Wednesday: Tonight is the night, folks, we are doing a bang up business in pupus and poke and all manner of other wonderful appetizers and sashimi platters because the BIG SIX Democrat sluggers are going to debate.  We have been shelling opihis all day so we can make our house salad.  This matchup is expected to be a sizzler because “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg, the little Menehune of a former New York mayor, is going to face off against Joe Biden, Liz Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, and Mayor Pete.  Going to be fun to watch, that much I can tell you.

I have been wondering as of late as to whether Mike Bloomberg is truly the “Trump Secret Weapon to win Big in 2020?”  I mean, if you want to see a sexist, a misogynist, a Pro-Death-er, a proud bigot, a homophobe, and a scuzz ball, he fits the bill.

What I am saying is that “Tiny Mikey” has the other Democratic candidates chomping at the bit and why would they not be chomping down hard?  I mean, this man has managed to waltz into the fray without meeting all the heretofore oppressive standards imposed upon the rest of the candidates, candidates who should all be invited to return because if the rules change for one, they should change for all.

Now, I am not saying we should go back and ask dummies like Eric Swalwell, Tim Ryan, Wayne Messam, Michael Bennett, Joe Sestak, and some of the other dumbbells to return but we sure as heck could invite other people back like Cory Booker, Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris, and some of the others who truly might have stood a chance but who had to bail because they could not meet the onerous standards.

I mean, can anyone tell me why Tulsi Gabbard has not been invited to return to the stage because of all the Democrats, she is the sanest among them.  She should have been allowed to continue the fight because unlike some of the others- Andrew Yang and Tom Steyer- she was not trying to buy the nomination whereas those two and “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg most certainly are.

As for the Democrats remaining in the fight NOW, how is allowing “Tiny Mikey” to join the battle for the 2020 nomination even remotely fair?  There is no way it’s ‘fair,’ it’s highly unfair, it’s wrong, it is bad, and it will scar the party for decades to come.

Although I have already said I will vote for Donald Trump, if someone sane emerged on our side who might be able to do the job, say Joe Biden and Tulsi Gabbard, I could be persuaded to return.  However, how can I return to voting Democrat if we have a lolo like Bloomberg who has said, “I’d like to do that piece of meat.”  What?  Talk about sexism, it is alive and well on our side.  It simply must end.

The Democratic Party is in a tailspin, there is no doubt about it.  When we already suffer from how the leadership of the party- ahem, Donna Brazile and others- did everything imaginable and then some to get the 2016 nomination to tired old Hillary at Bernie’s expense, how can we turn around and have Tom Perez rob the other people who struggled to gain traction and ignite excitement?

You see, the 17 dropouts so far did everything the arbitrary rules imposed upon them demanded them to do so how do we turn around and allow a New York billionaire to buy the nomination?  It’s not right.   No wonder the party is in danger of going over the cliff and onto the rocks below.   And, you have the nerve to ask me, WHY I am going to vote for Trump?

I am not voting for Trump because I love the guy but the mess that is occurring in the Democratic Party is a shame, an out-and-out shame and I am embarrassed.  If someone other than Trump would continue the good things he is doing with the economy, I could be persuaded to vote my party again but if this is how it’s going to be and when combined with all the crackpot stuff people like Bernie and Liz and Mayor Pete and some of the others are pushing, what choice do I or anyone else have?

Friends, tonight should be fun because I think the other Dems are going to stick a fork into “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg and pronounce him “done.”  Going to watch the fireworks.  How about you?

Aloha.  See you tomorrow.  Let me know what YOU think?

Cheryl La Tigre

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Up-and-coming Bakersfield, California, street artist, Simone, created this cartoonish caricature of me so we can keep our identities on the down low due to increasing threats, Web intrusions and threats, and so we do not lose our professional businesses because of our politics here at the AICP-END Blogs.

That said, I began my career in the early 1970’s when I apprenticed to cook under one of the masters on the Big Island where I was born.  I moved to Oahu in the early 1980’s after having worked in both Kona and Hilo, HI, and have been there for most of my professional career.

Moreover, I have also worked on Maui for a few years (1995-1998) and have been on Kauai (2001-2003) before returning to Honolulu.  My goal is to prepare the next generation of chefs for the future and to help the underprivileged in their struggle to attain careers in the foodservice industry.

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We finish shoveling the dirt atop the second batch of failed, forlorn, and forsaken 2020 Democrat presidential candidates and wait- there’s room for more, Pt. 2

Where were we? Oh, we were looking at the Democratic Party 2020 Boot Hill for the failed candidates and man, they are piling up although one or two seemingly do not want to join their fellows with their boots up. Tulsi Gabbard refuses to quit and God bless her, why the heck should she? Unlike Wall Street-Princess Pete, she actually has substance.

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We finish dispatching the losers to the 2020 Democratic Boot Hill- far better place than the ‘Clinton Boot Hill—they got like 150 people on that one…

Delano, CA 93216, 02-14-2020 Friday:  Happy Valentine’s Day, folks.  This is one of the most profitable holidays in the foodservice industry but almost all two-tops and hardly any larger tables.  Occasionally, we get a four-top or two but it’s always two tops which means we have to move some tables to the back and bring in some additional two-tops so star-crossed lovers can gaze into one another’s eyes.  Man, do we sell loads of our house specialty desserts, particularly a glorious white chocolate-raspberry cheesecake complete with some specialty liqueurs such as Chambord.  Great stuff, I can tell you, we macerate the fresh, locally grown- that’s right- I said locally grown berries.  Not for the kids, I can tell you but who the f**k brings their kids out on Valentine’s Day.

Where were we?  Oh, we were looking at the Democratic Party 2020 Boot Hill for the failed candidates and man, they are piling up although one or two seemingly do not want to join their fellows with their boots up.  Tulsi Gabbard refuses to quit and God bless her, why the heck should she?  Unlike Wall Street-Princess Pete, she actually has substance.

Okay, the tenth candidate to have given up the fight is someone everyone knows (just kidding, folks, just kidding), Congressman Joe Sestak of Pennsylvania.  Joe joined the war against Trump on June 22, 2019 and hung it up (no one noticed) on December 01, 2019.  Gee whiz, maybe next time?

The eleventh candidate to tug the parachute cord was a guy who seemingly could have been a contender back in 2008- Gov. Steve Bullock of Montana.  The guy is ‘together,’ he’s not a nut, he has his head squarely on his shoulders and the insane asylum Democrats running the show blew him off, although he did make it into the first debate as I recall and did very well.  Oh, well, it is what it is.

The twelfth Democrat candidate to tell the referee “No más” was someone we couldn’t wait to see climb over the ropes and out of the ring was our very own, Senator Kamala Harris.  She made a big show when she entered on January 21, 2019- the 90th anniversary of the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.- and gave up the fight, putting away her manos of stone on Tuesday, December 03, 2019.

Oh, woe, folks, she only got her position from schlepping former Assembly Speaker Willie Brown of the Golden State so when she departed, no one noticed or gave a hoot other than the race-conscious Democrats.

The next fellow who managed to go a tad bit farther than the previous loser was El Paso, Texas, Mayor Julian “I’m a Mexican” Castro.  This anti-American loser joined the food fight on January 12, 2019 and decided to move back home to Juarez, Mexico (just kidding, folks, he claims he is an American) on January 02, 2020.  Then, he stumped around with Lizzie (Borden) Warren until she sent him to run his taco truck.  What a fall.

You know things are bad when a good bud of Oprah Winfrey- Marianne Williamson, psychic and someone who communes with the gods- becomes the fourteenth candidate to leave the race.  I think Marianne made it into the first two debates and then went ‘bye-bye,’ which is sad.  She seemed like someone you would want to smoke crack with.  Ah, well, she entered the race on January 28, 2019 and sadly called it quits on Friday, January 10, 2020.  So much for having the Big ‘O’ for a friend, huh?

Alas, the fifteenth loser (I mean, ‘candidate’) to tell his fellow Democrats to “GO F— THEMSELVES” was Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey.  “Old Chrome Dome” entered the race to much trumpeting and banging of drums on Friday, February 01, 2019 and much to his surprise (but not that of rational, thinking political observers like me, a professional chef) went home with his tail between his legs on Monday, January 13, 2020.

Yesterday, we began with the sixteenth entry into the 2020 Democratic sweepstakes because he was the first in- former Congressman John Delaney of Maryland.  He was a great fellow but you can read about him by re-reading yesterday’s post.  This guy could have been a stunning nominee.  Truly tragic to see him go.

Now we come to numbers seventeen and eighteen, both of whom tossed the towel in on Tuesday following the destruction of their candidacies in the aftermath of New Hampshire’s primary.  The first to go was Andrew Yang, one thousand bucks a month to every adult man and woman was not enough.

The other person was poor Senator Michael Bennett.  Much like Delaney, a smart, rational guy (but looks sort of dopey), he never stood a chance.  Yang entered on November 06, 2017- the second longest to run while the Coloradan joined the fight on Thursday, May 02, 2019 and left with the billionaire tech guru, one after the other.

We almost had a nineteenth bailout- Tom Steyer- on the same night as the previous two but for some reason beknown only to himself, the moment he tossed the towel he pulled it back.  The question is WHY.

That will do it for today.  Please, tell me what YOU think- I’m all ears (or eyes if you will).  Happy Valentine’s Day.

Charles Smithenstein

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02-14-2020 Friday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMLXXIX: “We finish shoveling the dirt atop the second batch of failed, forlorn, and forsaken 2020 Democrat presidential candidates and wait- there’s room for more, Pt. 2” by Chef Charles Smithenstein.

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Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and visit the 2020 Democratic Candidates’ Boot Hill, Pt. 1, the First Nine dropouts

We do this thing here at the blogsite: the “Democratic Boot Hill,” although this is the first time you have ever heard it said here that way. We have been chronicling the entry and exit of various candidates so let us pick up where we stand today. Ready? Let’s go.

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Here are the first NINE Democrats to take their places on the Democratic Boot Hill, 2020 Edition

Delano, CA 93216, 02-13-2020 Thursday:  Mama mia, folks.  New Hampshire primary election knocked out two candidates- Andrew Yang and then Michael Bennett- and almost a third- Tom Steyer- who quickly returned to the running- at least at the time I sat down and began tapping the keys.  All around me in the kitchen, however, there is pandemonium as we are busier than hell but my sous chefs and line cooks have everything under control so here I am, keeping you as up to date as I possibly can.

As the results roll in, it appears that Bernie Sanders is going to come in first, followed by “Wall Street Pete,” uh, I mean little Mayor Pete (does this guy look like a chipmunk or what), then Amy Klobuchar, followed by Lyin’ Liz Warren and then “Smokin’ Joe” Biden.  Following them was the billionaire, who in a rash moment, tossed in the towel but then recanted, followed by poor Tulsi Gabbard and the aforementioned bailouts- minus one- Deval Patrick.  Why he remains in the fray is beyond me.

We do this thing here at the blogsite: the “Democratic Boot Hill,” although this is the first time you have ever heard it said here that way.  We have been chronicling the entry and exit of various candidates so let us pick up where we stand today.  Ready?  Let’s go.

The first fellow who entered the race left not long ago: former Maryland Congressman John Delaney.  He entered- get this- on July 28, 2017, thinking that if he ran for a good 20-24 months before anyone else truly leapt into the running, he would somehow make it to the top.  A decent man with some solid ideas, he bailed the race on January 31, 2020, becoming the sixteenth candidate to leave.  Wow.  The sixteenth to say, “Au revoir.”

Let’s go back and look at who left first.  Do you remember?  I sure as heck do because the fact that he thought he could win was baffling.  The guy’s little more than a drooling, farting moron.  Ooops, I gave it away with that last adjective: Congressman Eric Swalwell.  He entered the race on Monday, April 08, 2019 and left on Monday, July 28, 2019.  Whoa, we dodge a bullet with this guy.

Next to leave the race was another putz, Gov. John Hickenlooper of Colorado.  He joined the race on Monday, March 04, 2019 and exited on Thursday, August 15, 2019.  He plans to run against Republican Senator Cory Gardner.  Good luck.

Next to depart the running was Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington state.  His ONLY plank on his platform was global warming and doing battle with it.  He entered the running on March 01, 2019 and bowed out (did he get the hook?) on Wednesday, August 21, 2019.  Se la vie.

The fourth candidate to bolt the barn was Congressman Seth Moulton of Massachusetts.  A seemingly normal guy, he leapt into the battle on Monday, April 21, 2019 and tossed in the towel on Friday, August 23, 2019.  Maybe next time?

The next one to announce she had no chance was New York junior Senator Kirsten “Whitey” Gillibrand.  She threw her undies into the running on January 15, 2019 and after generating one meme and one meme only- ‘Gimmie some ranch,” she picked them gnarly undies up and put them back on Wednesday, August 28, 2019.  Anyone miss her?  Nope?  Just asking…

The next joker (and he is a joker) was Mayor Bill De Blasio of New York City.  This crackpot forced his way into the running on May 16, 2019, talking about beating “Con Don” and then to no one’s notice left it on Friday, September 20, 2019.  Cheapskate was not willing to spend his own money.  What a bum.

The seventh Dem to leave the race is someone almost no one knows: Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan.  Much like Delaney, he was too sensible and too moderate to draw any attention in a left-wing hyper-socialist scrum.  He entered the race on Thursday, April 04, 2019 and to no one’s notice announced his departure on Thursday, October 24, 2019.  Bon voyage, doc.

The eighth chump to go home and try to convince his wife to gobble baby turds he claimed were ‘avocados,’ was former Congressman Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke.  That sack of armadillo crap entered the running on Thursday, March 14, 2019 to enthusiastic crowds of young people and sadly announced he was going home on Friday, November 01, 2019.  The only surprised was him.  LOL

The final yoyo we will conclude with today is ninth dropout, Mayor Wayne Messam of Miramar, Florida.  He entered the running for some unknown reason on March 28, 2019 and mercifully ended his run on Thursday, November 21, 2019.

Tomorrow, we will pick up with the next nine boneheads to enter the running and then exit the running and who knows, maybe we will have another one if Gov. Patrick says, “Adios, muchachos” and crosses the border back to Massachusetts.

This is fun.  See you tomorrow.

Charles Smithenstein

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I have been in professional food service for a long, long time, moving into management back in 1973.  At the time, I was the Food and Beverage Director at one of the hotels in Bakersfield, CA, located on Union Avenue.  I was in my late thirties at the time.  I am still working at one of the local hotels in the nearby town of Delano, CA, a place that has been my home for the past 10 years.  Our city has experienced marvelous growth and is fast becoming a player in county politics.

Chef Charles Smithenstein writes from Delano, California.

Chef Charles Smithenstein is a moderate-to-conservative Republican

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02-13-2020 Thursday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMLXXVIII: “Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and visit the 2020 Democratic Candidates’ Boot Hill, Pt. 1, the First Nine dropouts” by Chef Charles Smithenstein.

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What a week for the Trumpster! Greatest SOTU ever featuring a Pelosi meltdown, acquittal in the Senate, poll numbers spike, Lt. Col. Vindman sent packing, and a horrible Dem debate night in the Granite State

Now, I do feel bad saying that Tulsi is ‘Russian-approved’ because that is a load of crap but it is what failed presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton says and you know that every crumb that falls out of her puckered pie hole is the God’s honest truth (yeah, right).

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Too bad people could not pelt Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman with rotten fruits and veggies…

Weedpatch, CA 93241, 02-09-2020 Sunday:  What a week, folks, what a week.  President Trump does an unparalleled SOTU address on Tuesday night, on Wednesday, the U.S. Senate votes to acquit him of BOTH articles of impeachment, then on Friday, the lawsuit launched by 44 infuriated Democrats in the House and Senate is tossed, the one jealous Dems launched against the president, suing him over ‘violating the emoluments clause of the U.S. Constitution,’ along with Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, NSC hack and rat, being given his marching orders and walked off the grounds of the White House.

Regarding this last ‘win,’ I would say it was payback (as the Dems claim) had the president ordered the secretary of defense to dispatch the POS scumbag to a remote firebase in the heart of Taliban territory to withstand constant daily attack until relieved of duty.  While millions would have paid big money to see that little cream puff given the treatment as presented in the movie, “Rendition,” (2007) the president did not do this to the overweight member of our armed forces.  Oh, his twin brother was fired, too.  Boohoo.

As for the SOTU address, Speaker Pelosi claimed she tore up the president’s handwritten document on Tuesday night because the president was running it like it was a ‘reality TV show.’  Hmmm, I would rather have a ‘reality TV show’ than the ‘unreality’ one the Democrats have been running for about four years now.  The show the Dems are producing is bat crap crazy and the sooner we relegate them to lower status than the Peace and Freedom Party nationally, the better.

Everything is going against the Democrats right now and it does not seem to get any better.  It appears that Princess Pete earned a couple more votes than did Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders.  Following him were the Fake Indian squaw, then “Gropin’ Joe” Biden, then “the Schnoz,” followed by Andrew “PRC” Yang, then “Green Jeans” Steyer, Uncommitted, Mayor Mike, aka “Shorty,” what with the “Russian-approved hack,” Tulsi Gabbard.  Michael Bennett?  Drop the hell out of the race- you haven’t got a chance of winning- you are the ‘Lincoln Chaffee’ of 2020.

Now, I do feel bad saying that Tulsi is ‘Russian-approved’ because that is a load of crap but it is what failed presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton says and you know that every crumb that falls out of her puckered pie hole is the God’s honest truth (yeah, right).

I think Tom Perez and the DNC hierarchy have done everything possible to keep Tulsi from competing and I am not sure as to WHY?  Perhaps it is because she has her head on her shoulders, is a veteran, is an attractive woman, something the other femme fatales cannot stand.

I mean, look at “Lyin’ Liz,” look at Little Amy, bow wow-wow.  Woof.  Ugly as is Hillary Clinton, Kooky Kamala (who got where she is from schlepping Willie Brown).  Tulsi is a lovely person and even though she is far to the left of the failsafe line for me, she might have the best chance at going toe to toe with President Trump.

Many said that the DNC would rig the elections once again and the fact that the Des Moines Register poll closed before releasing its results and that no matter what happened, the Dems in Iowa did everything possible to give Princess Pete the win shows that once again, poor old Bernie Sanders is a marked man.

If I were Tom Perez, I would have forced Sanders to register as a Democrat before the fray got underway.  “Register or run as a third party candidate,” meaning he would have to show his TRUE colors and run as a “Democratic-SOCIALIST” or even better, on the CPUSA ticket.

Instead, the bigwigs in the DNC coveted the votes of the Bernie Bros., thinking they could dispatch the old guy and still get his followers’ votes.  Wrong.  Never going to happen no matter where you thrust the shiv in the old Vermonter’s back.  The longer you fail to force him out, the crazier the Bros. will be and the worse your convention is going to go.  Oh, wait, another mishap for the Dems this week: the organizers of the Milwaukee convention resigned this week.  They see the writing on the wall.

Friends, thanks for joining me this week; we will meet again in August, I think, so I will see you all then.  God bless and let’s have some fun wiping the floor with the Democrats.  God forbid the coronavirus gets established in the U.S.  Can anyone say, “Spanish flu 1919?”  Pandemic?  Thank you, China.

Tomorrow: Chef Charles will enter the back door.  Give him a warm welcome.

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Look, the people of California are not proud of Sen. Harris and it is our hope that we will be able to send her floosy butt back to Oakland or wherever the hell she comes from when she comes up for her first re-election. 

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Here are my predictions for 2020 (after we look at the current crop of candidates)…

Oildale, CA 93308, 01-05-2020 Sunday: Yesterday, the readers and I were strolling through the 2020 Democratic candidates graveyard, lamenting the loss of so many ‘top-notch’ potential candidates undergoing the ‘distillation process’ until the final bit of refined pot liquor, the ‘ultimate candidate’ appears.  There are many whom we know, there are some whom we have forgotten, and there are a few others who matter not at all but most of them are going to float in the Democratic septic tank once the smoke clears and the distillation is complete.

Okay, yesterday, we were taking a trip down memory lane and looking at the ones who have abandoned the race.  We concluded with the No. 5 drop-out, the “highly popular” (yeah, right) Kirsten Gillibrand so let’s move onto No. 6.  Ready?  Let’s go:

  1. New York City Mayor Bill Di Blasio: yeah, we know he spells it ‘De Blasio’ but we so disrespect this charlatan that we disrespect him by spelling it differently. This loser, when he announced said ‘he was the one who was going to take it to Trump’ and began calling him, ‘Con Don,’ either meaning Trump is either dishonest or is going to be doing time in prison or possibly both. The rotten mayor entered the fight on May 16, 2019 and thankfully left it on Friday, September 20, 2019.
  2. Congressman Tim Ryan: not such a bad guy but someone who- in this hyper-partisan and loony tunes world- had no chance whatsoever at winning the nomination. Ever. He threw his hat into the running on Thursday, April 04, 2019 and left it on Thursday, October 24, 2019.  When he left, he seemed baffled as to why he could not gain any traction, only appearing in ONE debate.  Congressman, you were not crazy enough.  Be grateful.
  3. Robert Francis “Beto-Bozo” O’Rourke: he of the infamous “Beto and the Hand Jive,” the lone candidate with a perspiration problem that caused onlookers to gag. This bum never stood a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the nomination and when he promised the viewers in his final debate performance that “Hell yeah, I am going to take your guns” he cemented his demise. Even his fellow candidates looked at him like he was insane.  He jumped into the race- claiming he ‘was born for this’ on Thursday, March 14, 2019 and thankfully abandoned the running on Friday, November 01, 2019.  Praise the Lord!
  4. Miramar, Florida, Mayor Wayne Messam: this guy must have thought if he ran for president, maybe he could benefit his probable future campaign for statewide office. I suspect after this he will be lucky to hold onto his mayoral seat. Anyhow, Mayor Messam entered on March 28, 2019 and left it on Thursday, November 21, 2019.  Farewell.
  5. Congressman Joe Sestak, Pennsylvania: TENTH Democrat to leave the race. Question: did YOU know he was in the running? Nope, no one did.  He entered the race on June 22, 2019 and departed it on December 01, 2019.
  6. Montana Governor Stephen Clark Bullock: ELEVENTH Democrat to bolt the race. Sadly for America, he seemed like someone that IF he won the White House, we did not have to fear him. Well, I did not even know he left the race until Thursday.  He entered the fight on May 14, 2019 and left it on December 02, 2019.  Did YOU know?
  7. Sen. Kamala Harris: TWELFTH Democrat to leave the race. She entered with as much fanfare as ‘Commie Bernie’ and left with a confused whimper.

Look, the people of California are not proud of Sen. Harris and it is our hope that we will be able to send her floosy butt back to Oakland or wherever the hell she comes from when she comes up for her first re-election.

Ah, well, she entered the race on the 90th anniversary of the birth of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., doing so on the set of Good Morning America and left it on Tuesday, December 03, 2019.  Good riddance, you phony b***h.

  1. Mayor Julian “My Claim to Fame is that I’m a Latino” Castro: once this putz attacked former Vice President Joe Biden in, I think, the third debate and doing it in a very ugly way by questioning his memory skills (which do necessitate questioning) and using- gasp of gasps- ageism- his fortunes went straight down the crapper and out to sea.

Still, he hung around hoping that he might somehow be able to be the vice president but sadly, he won’t get anything other than perhaps, an ambassadorship to Cuba in a Democratic administration.  Protect your ears, Julian.  Ah, well, he entered the running on January 12, 2019 and left the game on Thursday, January 02, 2020.

Let’s see who else remains in the race (besides the Big Five of Sanders, Buttigieg, Biden, Warren, and Yang as well as the Lesser Four- Booker, Klobuchar, Steyer, and Bloomberg):

  1. Marianne Williamson: closing up shop, she’s on the way out NOW. She entered on January 28, 2019 and told the world in her first and only debate appearance that she would ‘conquer Trump with Love.’  She KNEW he was watching. .
  2. John Delaney: intelligent, sane, and could be a good president but untelegenic and possesses NO chance whatsoever, sort of like a Democratic version of Rick Santorum. Delaney bears distinction as the FIRST Democrat to enter the race, doing so on- get this- July 28, 2017.  Thinking in first in should earn him something, he might as well go now.
  3. Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard: sane but labeled a ‘Russian agent’- by her own party, no less. She entered on January 11, 2019.
  4. Michael Bennett: entered on Thursday, May 02, 2019. Like Delaney, he is going DOWN.  Surely, he must know it.
  5. Former Gov. Deval Patrick: entered the running- with Barack Obama’s blessings- on November 01, 2019. He is flopping out already.

Okay, here are my predictions: Williamson will go next, then Bennett will be out soon, followed by Patrick.  Then, I think Steyer will go, not because he lacks the funds but because NO one wants him, followed by the pathetic Booker.  I think Klobuchar will go after them.  Biden will remain for quite a while, not because he is viable but because the sane Democrats will continue clinging to him.

Unfortunately for Sanders, Warren, and Mayor Pete, the presence of Bloomberg, as well as that of Delaney, will cause them problems for the foreseeable future because they are self-funders.  Yang has money, too, (as well as the blessings of Beijing) and will remain in the running.

The question is this: WHEN will Hillary Clinton and/or Michelle Obama enter the race, ostensibly to SAVE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY?  To hell with primaries, they could enter the convention and conduct a floor fight.  Imagine the ratings!

I will return later in the year (at least I hope I will but none of us ever knows God’s plan) and will see you then.  Keep your lamps trimmed and burning, people.

Moses Scharbug III

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JTF: To the notorious ‘Corn Pop,’ show yourself, from whatever ‘hood,’ from whatever prison cell, or from whatever alleyway where you set up your cardboard box; the world wants to see YOU

One thing I would love to see, however, and here it is: when Old Joe is talking about that bad ass ‘Corn Pop,” wouldn’t you love to see good old ‘Corn Pop’ rear his brutish head and take on the aged Democrat? 

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As far as potential Democratic presidents go, Joe Biden would be the best for which to hope…

Oildale, CA 93308, 12-31-2019 Tuesday:  Welcome to the New Year’s Eve edition of the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day; tomorrow is going to be 2020.  Where the heck does all the time go?  Seems like it was 1999 and everyone was sweating bullets over Y2K and what the computers were going to do.  Were they going to cause World War III and begin firing off all the nuclear-tipped missiles?  No one knew.  Everyone was chomping at the bit and then, lo and behold, nothing occurred.  Then, all we had to fear was the countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012.

I was born in 1932 and Joe Biden was born in 1942.  Imagine that.  I am more on the ball than “CHOMO Joe” but you have to love the guy.  Sure, he might stumble around and get his foot stuck in his mouth more times than one can shake a stick but hey, ‘that’s just Joe.’  Gotta love the guy, no doubt about it whatsoever and if he won the nomination of the “Democratic-Socialist Party of America,” (i.e., the modern ‘Democratic Party),’ I would not be as afraid of him winning the White House as I would some of the other far-left loonies seeking their nomination.

One thing I would love to see, however, and here it is: when Old Joe is talking about that bad ass ‘Corn Pop,” wouldn’t you love to see good old ‘Corn Pop’ rear his brutish head and take on the aged Democrat?

Imagine if the ‘notorious’ (and probable figment of Joe’s senile mind) came out and said the following:

“Why Old Joe talking trash about me?  Why?  I used to whoop his ass every day in grade school, used to beat his pussy butt in junior high school, and in high school, I used to whoop him out behind the stadium every single day and take his lunch money.  Joe’s nothing but a little bitch, always was and will forever be…motherf**ker!”

Now, for all we know, ‘Corn Pop’ is a straw man that allowed the former vice president to bring up ‘how the little black kids used to bounce up and down in his lap and stroke the hair on his legs when he came out of the swimming pool until it turned white.’

Now, I know that sounds pretty bad because when my wife and I were eating our breakfast and were watching the news, when Joe was standing there on the stump, black folks encircling him and said what he said, Lu about spit up her buckwheat pancakes and gasped, “WHAT?”

No one knows what possesses Old Joe to say the things he does but, he almost always says something that stretches the bounds of reality.  I realize politicians say stuff on the fly, yanking memories out of the back alleyways of their dimming minds and then transform them into campaign gold.

Now, one would have hoped that Old joe would have watched “The Wire” or “The Shield,” or even “Justified,” and would have recollected a better name than ‘Corn Pop.’  Sounds to me and Lu like the Obama crony was eating ‘Corn Pops’ for breakfast that day and latched onto the last thing he could summon up while on the stump.

His handlers must chomp on the bit, especially when he begins sucking on his wife’s finger while on the campaign trail or mentions the ‘little black kids bouncing up and down in his lap.’  I mean, what the hell, right?

However, when you put Old Joe up against people like Bernie Sanders (commie), Elizabeth Warren (liar and a commie), Mayor Pete (in what flipping world would a mayor from a crumbling small town even be sharing a stage with the others?), Tom Steyer (a billionaire whom the modern left loathes and who made his money on coalmines and private prisons), and Andrew Yang (seems to be common sense guy but in this era of China being our chief competitor ain’t no good), he looks mighty good.

Add to that the others lingering around like Amy Klobuchar (bitch), Cory Booker (creepy), Michael Bloomberg (totalitarian troll who wants to control everything), and the other schlubs- Michael Bennett, John Delaney, Marianne Williamson, Deval Patrick (what a flop), and whoever else- Old Joe looks pretty doggone good.  I’m telling you.

The question would be, who would Old Joe choose for his No. 2?  I would hope someone like Tulsi because if he chose one of the others, he most likely would be the president with the second shortest time in office- following William Henry Harrison (one month)- because followers of the others would probably whack him so Sanders, Warren, or Mayor Pete could take over and do the gig.

I am not wishing for anything bad to befall Old Joe and I am pretty damned sure that Donald Trump will win a second term- and then a third because the Supreme Court will grant him one due to all this fascist anti-Trump resistance (we can dream, can’t we?)- but if a Democrat should win, well, a ‘President Biden’ would be far better than a ‘President Sanders,’ a ‘President Warren,’ or a ‘President Mayor Pete.’  Can you imagine?

So, ‘Corn Pop,’ if you are still alive, why not come out and show yourself, from whatever ‘hood ‘ you might be selling crack in, from whatever prison cell, or from whatever alleyway you set your cardboard box up in, come out and show yourself.  Make one of the former vice president’s stories REAL.

See you tomorrow.  Have a happy and safe New Year’s Eve.  Be careful on the road.  I will be home ringing in the New Year watching the Fox News Channel’s 2020 New Year’s show.

Moses Scharbug III

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JTF: Poor Tom Perez: MOST of the Dems seeking the 2020 nomination won’t take the hint and drop out thus clearing a pathway for one of the ones who actually possesses a chance at winning next November

Then, you have the “Tex-Mex” Julian Castro, he who tried to demonstrate that “Smoking Joe” ain’t all there in the mind and like Kamala Harris who, before Julian attacked Joe on his history of supporting bussing, plummeted to the bottom, No matter what you think of Kamala or Julian, the case is there that IF you attack “Smoking Joe,” your stock is going to drop- precipitously. Avoid doing that until YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

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As things now stand, MY vote is going to Trump but let me give the Democrats a tad bit of advice…

Century City, CA 90067, 12-20-2019 Friday:  Well, last night, the Democrats had their debate.  However, I, your beloved host, did not bother watching the crap because I could give a flying f**k what they say.  Sure, some of the interactions are fun to watch and I saw the highlights on Fox News while drinking a beer at the end of the day and that is enough.  What I can tell you is this: I feel sorry for DNC boss man Tom Perez because even though the field- at least those on the debate stage- is narrowing, he still has far too many outriders outside the fray who are leeching off resources, cash contributions, and support.  How sad is that?

Let’s see, they had “Smoking” Joe Biden, phony redskin Liz Warren, they had Sheldon Cooper, I mean Pete Buttigieg, they had their only person of color (and for color conscious Democrats, I don’t think Asians count) Andrew Yang, ‘Green Jeans’ Tom Steyer, Amy “The Nose” Klobuchar, and “Blazing” Bernie Sanders.  Woo-hoo.

Now, loads of other Dems failed to qualify.  I suspect Kamala Harris might have been able to but apparently, she was so cash-strapped that she had to bail out two weeks before the next debate.  Couldn’t even make it to the 19th which might have given her a new lease on life had she made a good showing.  Too bad for her.

Now, let’s see who is outside looking in.  First, we have Michael Bloomberg, former New York City  mayor, the man President Trump calls “Little Mike.”  He meets none of the three standards- (1) required number of unique donors; (2) state polls with six percent or more; and (3) state or national polls with four percent or more.  Yet, “Little Mike” is in the running as an outrider because the man is as wealthy as Daddy Warbucks.

Yet, Bloomberg is upsetting the proverbial applecart as the man has money, vast reserves of money.  Makes me wish I had started a newswire when I was a youngster, perhaps I could be there like he is.  Still, millions of Democrats are appalled at this man elbowing his way in because he is spilling cash all over the place like a teenager in a whore house.  In essence, he is out-Tom-Steyer-ing Tom Steyer and most of the Democrats I know detest Green Jeans.

Then, there is the sad case of New Jersey Senator Cory Booker, wailing and moaning about lack of diversity on the debate stage.  Ain’t that always the truth- the Dems bellow about identity politics and then they have white folks and one Asian dude in the mix.  Poor Cory, find a way to qualify for the NEXT matchup and get your butt on the stage.

Then, you have the “Tex-Mex” Julian Castro, he who tried to demonstrate that “Smoking Joe” ain’t all there in the mind and like Kamala Harris who, before Julian attacked Joe on his history of supporting bussing, plummeted to the bottom,  No matter what you think of Kamala or Julian, the case is there that IF you attack “Smoking Joe,” your stock is going to drop- precipitously.  Avoid doing that until YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

Then, there is poor old Tulsi Gabbard.  While she comes close to meeting some of the requirements, the fact that her enemies are tying her to Vladimir Putin and Russia does not bode well for her.  In fact, Tulsi should NOT have declined to seek another term in the House because after 2020, she will be on the way out.  Sucks to be her.

Then, we have Michael Bennett, John Delaney, Marianne Williamson, and Deval Patrick and I thought…Joe Sestak but I am unable to find him so let’s say, “HE’S OUT.”

Bennett, Delaney, and Patrick might be credible challengers for the nomination but they are far too sensible and far too strait laced to garner any interest.  Oh, I know if they took a bold step and had their supporters drop to their knees and then spray a canned of whipped cream down their throats until they choked, perhaps they could get their required numbers up and have a chance.

Then again, candidate Yang is also running on a platform to ban circumcision so perhaps that is what is keeping the man in the running as he has the penis worshippers’ votes.  All them thar gays running amok around the nation have long sought a ban to the practice that most of us underwent as infants just as they managed to criminalize gay conversion therapy (who would not want to undergo that if they were limp-wristed and walking on the wild side?  I know I sure as hell would- personal choice, people, personal choice).

IF Yang becomes president, besides getting our thousand bucks a month in our bank accounts every month, all future male infants will not have to undergo the BIG SNIP.  God, what a thing to run on, will we get whipped cream shot down our throats, too, or can we beg off that one?  I sure the f**k hope so.

Then, we hear Hillary chomping at the bit out there, looking for the right invitation to enter the fray and show the other losers how it’s done.  We also hear former President Barack Obama talking about how ‘women make the best leaders’ which can only mean one thing: Michelle is getting ready to give us another Obama term.

Look, I know the Democrats love the guy, I loved him, too, but I heard my colleagues say they could not go Bush-Clinton-Bush-then-Obama-and-then the choice between another Bush or Clinton.  What?  We only have three families from which to choose our presidents.  You must be kidding, which is why we voted for Donald Trump.

Friends, we have no clue as to where we are going to end up in this election or any other.  While I feel for some of the Democrats seeking the nomination who are inhabiting the bottom, all I can say is IF you care about your party and want a future in politics, drop the hell out now and get behind one of the ones who has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning.

If you don’t, YOU and ONLY YOU will be responsible for giving the American people another four years of what you claim not to want: Trump.  Believe me, I know where my vote is going but the sooner you fail to get out of the way and allow Smoking Joe to win the nomination, you guys are going to be the ruination of your party.

Join me tomorrow for the weekend edition.  Thank you and God bless.

Tiresias

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