Although Cuomo appeared to be a reasonable alternative to ‘Pro-China Joe,’ the halfwit quickly wore out his welcome after seeing him on TV seven days a week since COVID-19 hit

The former VP still has a unique opportunity to be able to avoid the limelight, to be able to deflect the tough questions, and to be able to put the gaff machine on pause thanks to his Chinese taskmasters and the Kung Flu they have unleased on the world.

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With Barack’s endorsement, “Pro-China Joe” is close to realizing his lifelong dream…

Visalia, CA 93277, 04-16-2020 Thursday: Congratulations to Joe Biden, former President Barack Obama finally endorsed his fellow traveler this past Tuesday. It must have been a nice feeling because up until now, many believed that somehow Barack was going to drive the shiv deep into the area in between the neck and shoulder blades and was going to insert some other sycophantic POS like Terry McAuliffe or a resurrected Hillary Rodham Clinton into the guy’s spot. Yet, as of now, that has not occurred so maybe Joe is going to be ‘it’ come November.

I understand many of my colleagues first floated the idea that New York Governor Andrew “Mumbles” Cuomo was somehow going to rob poor old Joe of the nomination. Compared to the former vice president, Cuomo seemed somewhat coherent (although when he speaks, he truly does sound like a halfwit) and relatively younger than the only other alternative, Crazy Bernie, he might be just ‘the guy.’

The reason Cuomo’s name appeared a reasonably smart alternative to the aging “Pro-China Joe” is that like the president of the United States, his COVID-19 Wuhan Virus Crisis daily press conferences gave him access to the news media seven days a week.

He won this access because his state was the hardest hit by this communist Chinese virus and New York City seemingly has the highest number of coronavirus-related fatalities. Perhaps the governor should have listened to the president’s demands for social distancing sooner? Oi vie!

However, as the days have worn on and on, people are as disenchanted with Gov. Cuomo as they are of many of the other Democrats who sought to win the nomination and who have been forced to fall by the wayside.

Not a one of them were ever exciting, Eric Swalwell, Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Tutti-Frutti from South Bend, Indiana, you name it, not a single one of them posed any sort of threat to President Trump unless they were given a pistol and proximity to the man. Other than that, all of them were laughable jokes.

Once the light switch ‘flipped on’ and “Pro-China Joe” began winning primary race after primary race, I think we all knew that finally, the old political scrapper’s dreams were going to be realized, that he would win the nomination and become the contender after several failed runs spread over 32 years of trying.

We must give him a round of applause for achieving his dream although the dream of going all the way and winning the White House will elude him until his dying day. Still, he will be able to say, “I was the nominee and had not the Russians and Donald Trump outspent me and my Beijing handlers, I would have become the 46th president of the United States.” Yes, “Pro-China Joe,” you will be in the history books.

Winning the endorsement of his former boss is no big deal as most of the people No. 44 has endorsed over the years seldom if ever won an election. I think his ratio of wins to losses is something to see as Obama only had coattails for himself when he ran as following the 2008 Elections, he lost the House and then the Senate and will forever, if truth be the coin of the realm, a ‘loser.’

The former VP still has a unique opportunity to be able to avoid the limelight, to be able to deflect the tough questions, and to be able to put the gaff machine on pause thanks to his Chinese taskmasters and the Kung Flu they have unleased on the world. No other presidential candidate in the history of the nation has had the REASON for avoiding doing loads of personal appearances and rallies, thus minimizing the gaffs that seem to follow the man around like flies follow the stench of fecal matter. Maybe he will do rather well? I guess we shall see.

I hope we open the economy and do it soon. People are suffering, they have poured their lives and their hardscrabble wealth into building businesses only to see them collapse into the dust. We must save our country and make people whole and then we must take the People’s Republic of China to the World Court and to wherever else we can and force them to provide restitution to everyone whom their studies of horseshoe bat viruses has harmed.

It is the ONLY way to crush these scum just as a return to the Two-China Policy is the only way to even the scales and to give the boys in Beijing a lesson they will never forget. F**k communism, f**k China. Let’s recognize Taiwan and return them to their place. I sincerely doubt that “Pro-China Joe” will get help from Taipei like he has from the deep pockets of Beijing.

See you tomorrow.

James “JT” Tobiason

Professional Baker, American Baker’s Association, Certified Working Chef, ACF, CWC

The cartoonish caricature of me you see at this blog is by Bakersfield, California, up-and-coming street artist, Simone, and it resembles me back in the 1980’s when I was an Executive Sous Chef at a hotel in Monterey, California, 30-plus years ago. I originally came from Salinas, California, spent time in Fresno and Bakersfield, and currently am working at a fine-dining restaurant in Visalia, California. I began cooking in 1967 when I apprenticed under a top chef working in the Napa Valley. As you know, retirement for chefs never comes until we either can no longer stand up in the kitchen, have become too drunk, or have developed an excruciatingly bad case of senility. I meet NONE of those requirements.

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Unbelievably, 28 people have tried to win the Democratic Party’s 2020 nomination with only FIVE remaining (at print time)- Biden, Bloomberg, Bernie, Liz, and Tulsi

Friends, yesterday was Super Tuesday 2020 and we will be discussing the results throughout the week. However, today, we must look back at the long list of Democratic candidates as if you want to know the truth, some of them dropped out of the running that I had no clue did.

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Our count says 28 people have attempted to win the 2020 Democratic Party’s presidential nomination with only FIVE still in the running…

Los Angeles, CA 93064, 03-04-2020 Wednesday: Friends, yesterday was Super Tuesday 2020 and we will be discussing the results throughout the week. However, today, we must look back at the long list of Democratic candidates as if you want to know the truth, some of them dropped out of the running that I had no clue did.

That is how many hopefuls there have been all vying to win the nomination and the funny thing is that of all the identity and intersectional politics as practiced by the Democrats means little to nothing no matter how much they claim it does. They have nothing left but old white guys and one angry old white woman who claims to be Native American, fighting in the mud pit to win the nomination.

Sure, at the time I began writing this post, Tulsi Gabbard is still there but so what? Why won’t she concede? Why won’t she get behind Smoking Joe and seek either the VP slot or the secretary of state or defense gig? I think she would do very well in either post. Perhaps by the time this post goes to ‘print,’ she will be behind Joe Biden.

Now, at the time of this writing, we have had 28 Democrats seeking the nomination. Some you know and know well whereas others you have little to no clue as to who they are. We have had senators, we have had congressional representatives, we have had mayors, we have had governors, and we have had wealthy people. As things now stand, none of them looks to do well; then again, I could be extremely wrong. Perhaps one of them will rise to the top? We shall see. Turds always rise to the surface…

First in the running was former Maryland Congressman John Delaney. He never stood a chance and got beat up in the first couple of debates. He most likely is sitting at home, munching popcorn watching others go for it.

We had Marianne Williamson, author, self-help guru, big pal of the BIG O, people were mesmerized by her debate performances and yet, she went onto the 2020 garbage heap relatively quickly. Guess whatever the BIG O gave her was not enough.

We had Andrew Yang, seemingly a nice guy, he went onto the heap after the first three caucuses and primaries. Poor guy wanted to give EVERYONE one-thousand bucks per month. Couldn’t buy his way to victory.

We had Julian Castro, one would think that he would have gone far being a Latinx but nope, being a Mexican was not going to save him no more than snow white Kirsten Gillibrand could get anything more than a bowl of ranch dressing.

We had Kamala Harris, another one envisioned to have a wonderful future go out the window and onto the garbage heap along with that freak of freaks, Cory Booker. Amy Klobuchar followed her two Senate pals.

We had Governors Jay Inslee and John Hickenlooper, both losers who failed early and quickly just as we had the Texas toast Beto O’Rourke, a bonehead who claimed he ‘was born to do this.’ Obviously, he was not born to do it this century. Good riddance and bon voyage.

We had Mayor Wayne Messam (who?), just as we had Mike Gravel (again, who?), Tim Ryan, Seth Moulton, Eric Swalwell (Eric Swalwell!!!!), Mayor Pete, Michael Bennet, Steve Bullock, Bill Di Blasio, Joe Sestak, Tom Steyer, all losers, all out the window and down the storm drain. Oh, well.

Finally, we had Deval Patrick, a governor (well, former governor or so I hear) who actually left the race after New Hampshire but who knew? Most did not know he was in the race much less that he is now out of it. He was the one that former President Barack Obama was supporting.

I guess #44 will now have to support Biden unless, of course, a scam is occurring as we speak to either trot Hillary out for another go or Michelle decides to save her hubby’s disappearing legacy.

I guess we shall see. Anyhow, the results we will begin discussing will come from the 15 states or territories that held contests on Tuesday. I think it will be exciting and if I am a judge of anything political, I think we will have a good idea as to whom the battle for supremacy is going to be between.

Tomorrow, we will begin hashing things out. I will see you then.

Elmer K. Hootenstein

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Ah well, I spent most of my life working in food service in a variety of states and places. Among my stops was one in Washington State where I met Stinkbug in the WSCA. We have been friends ever since and have been working long and hard to create an enjoyable reading experience for our fans, provided Google Blogger will allow the public to see us.

Chef Elmer K. “the Hooter” Hootenstein writes from Los Angeles, California.

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Conspiracy Theory: IS “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg the Trump secret weapon? Sure looks that way

I have been wondering as of late as to whether Mike Bloomberg is truly the “Trump Secret Weapon to win Big in 2020?” I mean, if you want to see a sexist, a misogynist, a Pro-Death-er, a proud bigot, a homophobe, and a scuzz ball, he fits the bill.

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I may never vote Democrat again if Tom Perez does not force “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg to follow the same rules he imposed upon everyone else from day one…

Honolulu, HI 96782, 02-19-2020 Wednesday: Tonight is the night, folks, we are doing a bang up business in pupus and poke and all manner of other wonderful appetizers and sashimi platters because the BIG SIX Democrat sluggers are going to debate.  We have been shelling opihis all day so we can make our house salad.  This matchup is expected to be a sizzler because “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg, the little Menehune of a former New York mayor, is going to face off against Joe Biden, Liz Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, and Mayor Pete.  Going to be fun to watch, that much I can tell you.

I have been wondering as of late as to whether Mike Bloomberg is truly the “Trump Secret Weapon to win Big in 2020?”  I mean, if you want to see a sexist, a misogynist, a Pro-Death-er, a proud bigot, a homophobe, and a scuzz ball, he fits the bill.

What I am saying is that “Tiny Mikey” has the other Democratic candidates chomping at the bit and why would they not be chomping down hard?  I mean, this man has managed to waltz into the fray without meeting all the heretofore oppressive standards imposed upon the rest of the candidates, candidates who should all be invited to return because if the rules change for one, they should change for all.

Now, I am not saying we should go back and ask dummies like Eric Swalwell, Tim Ryan, Wayne Messam, Michael Bennett, Joe Sestak, and some of the other dumbbells to return but we sure as heck could invite other people back like Cory Booker, Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris, and some of the others who truly might have stood a chance but who had to bail because they could not meet the onerous standards.

I mean, can anyone tell me why Tulsi Gabbard has not been invited to return to the stage because of all the Democrats, she is the sanest among them.  She should have been allowed to continue the fight because unlike some of the others- Andrew Yang and Tom Steyer- she was not trying to buy the nomination whereas those two and “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg most certainly are.

As for the Democrats remaining in the fight NOW, how is allowing “Tiny Mikey” to join the battle for the 2020 nomination even remotely fair?  There is no way it’s ‘fair,’ it’s highly unfair, it’s wrong, it is bad, and it will scar the party for decades to come.

Although I have already said I will vote for Donald Trump, if someone sane emerged on our side who might be able to do the job, say Joe Biden and Tulsi Gabbard, I could be persuaded to return.  However, how can I return to voting Democrat if we have a lolo like Bloomberg who has said, “I’d like to do that piece of meat.”  What?  Talk about sexism, it is alive and well on our side.  It simply must end.

The Democratic Party is in a tailspin, there is no doubt about it.  When we already suffer from how the leadership of the party- ahem, Donna Brazile and others- did everything imaginable and then some to get the 2016 nomination to tired old Hillary at Bernie’s expense, how can we turn around and have Tom Perez rob the other people who struggled to gain traction and ignite excitement?

You see, the 17 dropouts so far did everything the arbitrary rules imposed upon them demanded them to do so how do we turn around and allow a New York billionaire to buy the nomination?  It’s not right.   No wonder the party is in danger of going over the cliff and onto the rocks below.   And, you have the nerve to ask me, WHY I am going to vote for Trump?

I am not voting for Trump because I love the guy but the mess that is occurring in the Democratic Party is a shame, an out-and-out shame and I am embarrassed.  If someone other than Trump would continue the good things he is doing with the economy, I could be persuaded to vote my party again but if this is how it’s going to be and when combined with all the crackpot stuff people like Bernie and Liz and Mayor Pete and some of the others are pushing, what choice do I or anyone else have?

Friends, tonight should be fun because I think the other Dems are going to stick a fork into “Tiny Mikey” Bloomberg and pronounce him “done.”  Going to watch the fireworks.  How about you?

Aloha.  See you tomorrow.  Let me know what YOU think?

Cheryl La Tigre

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That said, I began my career in the early 1970’s when I apprenticed to cook under one of the masters on the Big Island where I was born.  I moved to Oahu in the early 1980’s after having worked in both Kona and Hilo, HI, and have been there for most of my professional career.

Moreover, I have also worked on Maui for a few years (1995-1998) and have been on Kauai (2001-2003) before returning to Honolulu.  My goal is to prepare the next generation of chefs for the future and to help the underprivileged in their struggle to attain careers in the foodservice industry.

Chef Cheryl La Tigre writes from Honolulu, HI.

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Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and visit the 2020 Democratic Candidates’ Boot Hill, Pt. 1, the First Nine dropouts

We do this thing here at the blogsite: the “Democratic Boot Hill,” although this is the first time you have ever heard it said here that way. We have been chronicling the entry and exit of various candidates so let us pick up where we stand today. Ready? Let’s go.

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Delano, CA 93216, 02-13-2020 Thursday:  Mama mia, folks.  New Hampshire primary election knocked out two candidates- Andrew Yang and then Michael Bennett- and almost a third- Tom Steyer- who quickly returned to the running- at least at the time I sat down and began tapping the keys.  All around me in the kitchen, however, there is pandemonium as we are busier than hell but my sous chefs and line cooks have everything under control so here I am, keeping you as up to date as I possibly can.

As the results roll in, it appears that Bernie Sanders is going to come in first, followed by “Wall Street Pete,” uh, I mean little Mayor Pete (does this guy look like a chipmunk or what), then Amy Klobuchar, followed by Lyin’ Liz Warren and then “Smokin’ Joe” Biden.  Following them was the billionaire, who in a rash moment, tossed in the towel but then recanted, followed by poor Tulsi Gabbard and the aforementioned bailouts- minus one- Deval Patrick.  Why he remains in the fray is beyond me.

We do this thing here at the blogsite: the “Democratic Boot Hill,” although this is the first time you have ever heard it said here that way.  We have been chronicling the entry and exit of various candidates so let us pick up where we stand today.  Ready?  Let’s go.

The first fellow who entered the race left not long ago: former Maryland Congressman John Delaney.  He entered- get this- on July 28, 2017, thinking that if he ran for a good 20-24 months before anyone else truly leapt into the running, he would somehow make it to the top.  A decent man with some solid ideas, he bailed the race on January 31, 2020, becoming the sixteenth candidate to leave.  Wow.  The sixteenth to say, “Au revoir.”

Let’s go back and look at who left first.  Do you remember?  I sure as heck do because the fact that he thought he could win was baffling.  The guy’s little more than a drooling, farting moron.  Ooops, I gave it away with that last adjective: Congressman Eric Swalwell.  He entered the race on Monday, April 08, 2019 and left on Monday, July 28, 2019.  Whoa, we dodge a bullet with this guy.

Next to leave the race was another putz, Gov. John Hickenlooper of Colorado.  He joined the race on Monday, March 04, 2019 and exited on Thursday, August 15, 2019.  He plans to run against Republican Senator Cory Gardner.  Good luck.

Next to depart the running was Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington state.  His ONLY plank on his platform was global warming and doing battle with it.  He entered the running on March 01, 2019 and bowed out (did he get the hook?) on Wednesday, August 21, 2019.  Se la vie.

The fourth candidate to bolt the barn was Congressman Seth Moulton of Massachusetts.  A seemingly normal guy, he leapt into the battle on Monday, April 21, 2019 and tossed in the towel on Friday, August 23, 2019.  Maybe next time?

The next one to announce she had no chance was New York junior Senator Kirsten “Whitey” Gillibrand.  She threw her undies into the running on January 15, 2019 and after generating one meme and one meme only- ‘Gimmie some ranch,” she picked them gnarly undies up and put them back on Wednesday, August 28, 2019.  Anyone miss her?  Nope?  Just asking…

The next joker (and he is a joker) was Mayor Bill De Blasio of New York City.  This crackpot forced his way into the running on May 16, 2019, talking about beating “Con Don” and then to no one’s notice left it on Friday, September 20, 2019.  Cheapskate was not willing to spend his own money.  What a bum.

The seventh Dem to leave the race is someone almost no one knows: Ohio Congressman Tim Ryan.  Much like Delaney, he was too sensible and too moderate to draw any attention in a left-wing hyper-socialist scrum.  He entered the race on Thursday, April 04, 2019 and to no one’s notice announced his departure on Thursday, October 24, 2019.  Bon voyage, doc.

The eighth chump to go home and try to convince his wife to gobble baby turds he claimed were ‘avocados,’ was former Congressman Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke.  That sack of armadillo crap entered the running on Thursday, March 14, 2019 to enthusiastic crowds of young people and sadly announced he was going home on Friday, November 01, 2019.  The only surprised was him.  LOL

The final yoyo we will conclude with today is ninth dropout, Mayor Wayne Messam of Miramar, Florida.  He entered the running for some unknown reason on March 28, 2019 and mercifully ended his run on Thursday, November 21, 2019.

Tomorrow, we will pick up with the next nine boneheads to enter the running and then exit the running and who knows, maybe we will have another one if Gov. Patrick says, “Adios, muchachos” and crosses the border back to Massachusetts.

This is fun.  See you tomorrow.

Charles Smithenstein

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This artwork is #1176 a 9” x 12” original oil painting by Beverly Carrick, which, she entitled, “Shampoo Again.”  It is among her more beautiful works and is available for sale.  You can see much more of her work at her Website, found at beverlycarrick.com, or at the blog’s Facebook page.  At her Website, you will see not only more original oil paintings but also lithographs, giclees, prints, miniatures, photographs, and even her award-winning instructional video entitled, “Painting the Southwest with Beverly Carrick.”  Beverly has been painting for more than 60 years and known around the world for both the beauty and timelessness of her artworks.  Hanging in private and public galleries and followed by many fans encircling the globe—her works instill awe because of her artistic brilliance and personal beauty.  We urge you to go to her Website NOW and view her work.  It is possible that you will find something you like and will want to buy it for yourself, a friend, a loved one, or a neighbor!  You will not be disappointed so please: do yourself a favor and go there IMMEDIATELY!  Thank you, the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day!

 

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JTF: Currently, the Democrats are eating crow when compared to Trump’s fundraising totals; however, if they can solidify to one front-runner prior to their convention, the haul could be close to a billion dollars

Combined together, the leading Democrat candidates have amassed $114.4 million which is far more cash than Trump raised for his re-election campaign (as well as his COH) so that tells me if- and I repeat, IF- the Democrats have a frontrunner ahead of their convention, that person could be raking in the dough, as long as it’s someone the crazies will support.  Otherwise, it will be ‘Chicago ‘68’ all over again.  

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Let’s look at where we are at fundraising-wise for the Fourth Quarter

Oildale, CA 93308, 01-04-2020 Saturday:  I am sorry to announce that little Julian Castro had to throw the towel in on his presidential ambitions.  One mayor OUT and one mayor to go although little Mayor Pete, the proud “Christian” (my wrinkled ass!), the current ‘flavor of the day’ for many Democrats, most likely will stick around for a bit.  Sadly, Mayor Castro could not raise the necessary bucks with which to contest the White House and so had to go home and make tamales with his mamasita to sell on the streets of war-torn Juarez.

The Democrats are celebrating the money they are raking in and folks, they are raising money like supposedly Christ did the dead (remember, I am Jewish).  President Trump- at the end of the 4th quarter announced the campaign had raised another $46 million added to the $102.7 million cash on hand (COH).  Still, if we combine the money raised by the Democrat candidates, it should be clear that they are raising more money than a good seller of snake oil could.

Here we go:

Sen. Bernie Sanders: 4th quarter earnings: $34.5 million.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg: 4th quarter earnings: $24.7 million.

Former Vice President Joe Biden: 4th quarter earnings: $22.7 million.

Entrepreneur Andrew Yang: 4th quarter earnings: $16.5 million.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren: 4th quarter earnings: $16 million or less, due to her baffling plans that will bankrupt the country, especially the one of Medicare for All, a plan that comes in at an astounding $30 trillion over a decade.  Remember, 16 years in Iraq have cost us $1 trillion.  Yikes.

At the time of writing, Sen. Amy Klobuchar had not announced her earnings for the 4th quarter but friends, let me say this: I seriously doubt she will be in the running for long.

Although not as loony bin as some of her fellow leftists, there is nothing remotely enticing about the big-nosed midget; oops, did I just do something ‘un-PC?’  Yep.

Still, she rails at her staff, screeches on the stage, and why the people of her Senate district have not kicked her to the side of the road is beyond me.  Still, compared to some of the others, she could have a fighting chance provided the others implode.

Combined together, the leading Democrat candidates have amassed $114.4 million which is far more cash than Trump raised for his re-election campaign (as well as his COH) so that tells me if- and I repeat, IF- the Democrats have a frontrunner ahead of their convention, that person could be raking in the dough, as long as it’s someone the crazies will support.  Otherwise, it will be ‘Chicago ‘68’ all over again.

I hope we uncover the fundraising totals for the remaining candidates in the race, although with Mayor Castro throwing in the towel and Marianne Williamson announcing sending her campaign staff home and laying off the remainder, informs literate readers that the Oprah-backed candidate is not doing well enough to have Oprah Winfrey dump a hefty cash infusion into her campaign to keep her in the running.

Other candidates still lingering in the mix are Cory Booker, once someone who appeared to have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the nomination, along with Tulsi Gabbard, John Delaney, Michael Bennett, and the two billionaires, Mike Bloomberg and Tom “Green Jeans” Steyer.

Now, some Democrats have dropped out of the race whom we had no clue threw in the towel.  Let’s look at the date of withdrawal for the Dems who have thrown in the towel.  Here we go:

  1. Congressman Eric Swalwell: FIRST to drop out. He entered the race on Monday, April 08, 2019 and bailed out on Monday, July 08, 2019.  Can you imagine if he had won, our first “Farter in Chief?”  Good riddance to this slope-headed schlub.
  2. John Hickenlooper: SECOND to leave the running. He entered the fray on March 04, 2019 and after talking about having taken his mother to “Deep Throat” (by mistake, he claimed), dropped out on Thursday, August 15, 2019.  He plans to run against Sen. Cory Gardner, R-CO.  We’ll be waiting.
  3. Jay Inslee: THIRD Democrat to drop out. He based his entire campaign on battling climate change, willing to follow the Baby Evita down the dark trail into enforcing the Green New Deal no matter how much harm it did the American people.  He joined the fray on March 01, 2019 and left it on Wednesday, August 21, 2019.  What a schlemiel.
  4. Congressman Seth Moulton: FOURTH Democrat to leave the race. He entered it on Monday, April 21, 2019 and cashed in his chips on Friday, August 23, 2019.  A war vet, he deserves our respect; other than that, however, he is a leftist putz.
  5. Kirsten Gillibrand: FIFTH Democrat to leave the race and folks, she should have been tied with Eric Swalwell for bailing out, so unpopular is she. The junior senator from New York joined the fight on January 15, 2019, announcing on that CHOMO Stephen Colbert’s show and left it on Wednesday, August 28, 2019.  Notable item from her campaign: “Gimmie some ranch dressing.” Woo- that’s one for the ages.

Friends, we will continue this post tomorrow.  Before we wrap things up, here are my NFL predictions for today: the early Wild-card game, Buffalo at Houston, I think the Texans will beat the Bills, 24-17.

As for the later game, Tennessee at New England, although I think the Titans could beat the Patriots, until the Pats go down in a big way and early in the playoffs, we cannot yet count them out of the running.  Hence why we have not yet changed the banner at the secondary blog.  I suspect the game will be low-scoring, perhaps 17-10, slightly better than last year’s snooze-fest Super Bowl.  We shall see.

Join me tomorrow for my final post of this go-round.  I will see you then and folks…how amazing Trump gave the nod to whack that Iranian POS Qassim Soleimani, head of the Quds Force.

Moses Scharbug III

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Results for Round No. 2 of the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in what with some expected nominees leading the pack

Lavrentiy Beria took enormous pride in bringing down his targets and many times put the lead into the back of the heads of those condemned to die, deep within the bowels of the infamous Lubyanka Prison in the heart of Moscow. Many times, he paid special visits to the families of the condemned and if the wives or daughters were beautiful in his eyes, he would ravish them along with his two confederates, Nadaraia and Sarkisian Award. These infamous two add their names to the second-place prize.

 

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When people are committing suicide, the best thing to do is to get the hell out of the way and let them do it…

Century City, CA 90067, 12-19-2019 Thursday:  Like everyone else, I am watching the sham impeachment hearings the Democrats pray will remove President Trump from office and will propel them with the force of a 155-mm Long Tom cannon to massive victory in 2020.  Folks, I simply do not see it; what I do see is the Democrats acting like Buddhist monks in Saigon during the Vietnam War, pouring gasoline atop themselves, having an underling flip a match, and BOOM- going up in a blaze of singed, roasting flesh and all for nothing as their protests did NOT end the conflict.  Nothing.  Question: can Congressman Jaime Raskin, D-MD, not put any more motor oil on his hair?  Ye, gods, folks, the guy looks like a grease-ball and is an embarrassment to our country.

As you know, we have arrived at the second round of semi-finals for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award.  For those who pay little to no attention to what goes on here, Comrade Beria was one of Josef Stalin’s chief henchmen, a man who ran the intelligence and law enforcement apparatus of the old Soviet Union, an entity many Democrats revere to this day.  His underlings did the work delegated to them by Comrade Stalin, pursuing the enemies of the state and meting out their allotted punishments.

Lavrentiy Beria took enormous pride in bringing down his targets and many times put the lead into the back of the heads of those condemned to die, deep within the bowels of the infamous Lubyanka Prison in the heart of Moscow.  Many times, he paid special visits to the families of the condemned and if the wives or daughters were beautiful in his eyes, he would ravish them along with his two confederates, Nadaraia and Sarkisian Award.  These infamous two add their names to the second-place prize.

The purpose of this award is to present it to those in the public limelight who are most deserving of similar treatment, albeit in fun, jest, not meant to be the desires of our voters or for some sick f**k to take it upon himself to carry out.  We do not put sitting presidents on our list of potential nominees nor would we ever want to see something bad happen to one of distinguished finalists or the ultimate winner.  So, don’t let your minds run amok and go crying to the online authorities!

Okay, here is a short synopsis of last week’s Round No. 1 finalists:

  1. Congressman Adam Schiff, D-CA: 293 votes.
  2. Congressman Ilhan Omar, D-MN: 215 votes.
  3. Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib, D-MI: 129 votes.
  4. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA: 127 votes.
  5. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY: 43 votes.
  6. Senator Elizabeth Warren, D-MA: 33 votes.
  7. Attorney Daniel Goldman: 27 votes.
  8. Senator Mitt Romney, R-UT: 25 votes.
  9. Congressman Eric Swalwell, D-CA: 19 votes.
  10. Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch: 17 votes.
  11. Congressman Jerrold Nadler, D-NY: 15 votes.

Now, I must admit, I am a bit surprised at the voting, I would have expected that Madam Speaker or Chairman Nadler would be closer to the top yet that is the fickle will of the voters.  Remember: our voters come from a pool of 1,014 voters which includes our extended family members as well as our employees, their immediate families, friends, neighbors, contributors to our blogs, as well as sales personnel and their family members, delivery personnel, and a few other lucky people to whom we have extended the franchise.

Chef Alvin totaled the second round of voting as thus:

  1. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: 356 votes. She leapfrogged to the top spot because unlike some of the others, she is the public face of this swamp gas impeachment.  People typically cringe in disgust whenever they see this haggard old crone on their television screens, even fellow Democrats.  They understand that if this goes sideways, their party may disappear in the aftermath of  a disastrous 2020.
  2. Congressman Adam Schiff: 298 votes. Like Ms. Pelosi, this man is the face of this ginned-up mess.  People are contributing to his election opponents because they want to see this lying piece of dog crap go down in flames, in rebuke, in humiliation, and embarrassment.   I hope he wins the award.
  3. Congressman Jerrold Nadler: 123 votes. Many see House Judiciary Committee Chairman Nadler as a tired, old puppet of Schiff and Pelosi.  Hell, he fell asleep- several times- over the course of the hearings he chaired.   We shall see if he has what it takes to move up a few notches.
  4. Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib: 98 votes. People don’t like this woman nor her fellow squad members.  Even though she and they have gone silent, people still despise them and want to see all anti-Semitic congresswomen to go away.
  5. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar: 41 votes. This piece of work has been incredibly quiet lately because many believe she is going to be in trouble for corruption and fraud as well as fighting to win a second term.  We shall see what we shall see.
  6. Senator Mitt Romney: 38 votes. No one likes or trusts this guy; yet, he has been silent lately, too, so he must be wary of losing the support of the Republican Party and having to become what he really is: a Democrat who hates President Trump.
  7. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka ‘the Fly’: Always hanging in there, like her two amigos, Tlaib and Omar, she has been somewhat silent, only coming out to give the kiss of death through her endorsement of Jeremy Corbyn, ousted Labor Party leader in Great Britain. She earned her spot with 27 votes, one less than Sen. Romney.
  8. Senator Elizabeth Warren: 24 votes. She, like the (Suicide) Squad of AOC has been somewhat silent even as she fights to remain relevant in the fight for the Democratic Party’s 2020 presidential nomination.  We think she is going to dry up, blow away, and will lose to old green jeans, Tom Steyer, the phony climate change battler.
  9. Congressman Eric Swalwell: a perennial favorite because he’s such a loser, he received 9 votes. This guy is such a clown that people feel sorry giving them their votes because they feel it’s not the right thing to do making fun of an idiot, a drooling moron.
  10. Attorney Daniel Goldman: 0 votes. People remember this slimy little hack and don’t like him either. It reminds people of what is wrong with politics and with the legal profession.  Who knows?  If we see him again, it will be for the running of next year’s award but not this one.
  11. Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch: 0 votes. Deep State hack. No one cares about her and think it was justified that someone pulled her from her ambassadorial gig.  If anyone sounds corrupt, it is she.

Next week, we will end with the TOP WHATEVER.  To qualify, the nominee will have to win 100 or more votes from the voting pool.  We will see the results on Thursday, December 26, 2019, and then the following Thursday, January 02, 2020, we will crown the winner.

Please, join me tomorrow.

Tiresias

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12-19-2019 Thursday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXIII: “Results for Round No. 2 of the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in what with some expected nominees leading the pack” by Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus.

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01-10-2018 W: “Although we attempt to avoid talking politics here, we generally do, which is why I say the liberals in our country require a ‘Lavrentiy Beria’ to show them the way” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Beverly Carrick Paintings Start-to-Finish, Part CLXXXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-elementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/01/although-we-attempt-to-avoid-talking.html

11-29-2018 Th: “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over some of the nominees today and explain why they are on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXVIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/11/next-month-aicp-end-blogs-will-release.html

11-30-2018 F:  “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over the remaining nominees today and explain why each one is on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/11/next-month-aicp-end-blogs-will-release_30.html

12-01-2018 S:  “The final list of contestants for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award appear today and boy, do we have some winners on the list like Hillary Clinton, Jeff Flake, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” by Chef Olaf Bologolo.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXL

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/the-final-list-of-contestants-for-first.html

12-14-2018 Th: “The Results are in for Round One of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in- check them out!” by Chef Roland Carl Davis.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/when-nancy-pelosi-picks-up-speakers.html

12-20-2018 Th: “Round Two of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in: Michael Avenatti holds first place!” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/round-two-of-semi-finals-for-first.html

12-27-2018 Th: “We have arrived at the Top Three contenders for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, which we will award NEXT Thursday” by Moses Scharbug III.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXVI

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/we-have-arrived-at-top-three-contenders.html

01-03-2019 Th: “We announce the winners of the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award today: outgoing California Governor Jerry Brown and current Attorney-General Xavier Becerra” by Moses Scharbug III.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/01/we-announce-winners-of-first-annual.html

12-09-2019 M: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award begins today what with the first group of entrants vying for the prize” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.   Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria-award.html

12-10-2019 T: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award’s second grouping of contestants is here today, some you might know and expect, some for a second time, whereas others could be a complete surprise” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIV

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria.html

12-11-2019 W: “To catch the readership up, we revisit last year’s First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award so you can see who was in the running, how we tallied the votes, and the final top three winners” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXV

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/to-catch-readership-up-we-revisit-last.html

12-12-2019 Th: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria First Semi-Finals votes appear today with some expected names appearing among the finalists” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVI

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria-first.html

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Impeachment to Democrats is akin to spiking the fruit punch with a massive dose of LSD-25- everyone is running around, crazy out of their throbbing minds- let’s hope the trip ends soon

I hope impeachment undergoes a lengthy trial in the Senate. After all, my friend and colleague, Chef Roland Carl Davis first said- a couple of weeks ago- that IF the obsession with taking Trump out costs his party the White House in November 2020, he and his wife will NEVER vote for another Democrat as long as he lived.

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Let us hope to see an end of the Democratic Party when impeachment ends and sanity returns to the country…

Century City, CA 90067, 12-18-2019 Wednesday:  Impeachment is coming at us with the speed of an out-of-control freight train, roaring down an embankment and heading straight for us.  The question is, who will be left standing following the preventable disaster?  Answer:  I think President Trump will remain in office, will win a second term in a tremendous blowout election, and that his coattails will carry numerous, likeminded Republicans into office with him.  Why shouldn’t that be the case?

Tomorrow, I will share with you the results of the second round of voting for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award so I hope you will join me tomorrow.  Alvin is working extremely hard at counting the votes.  Today, however, we have more pressing issues to discuss and that is WHY have the Democrats become so crazy?

Pushing all reason and sanity aside, they seem intent on going after President Trump; they hate the man so much, all because he overcame a fixed election- fixed in favor of Hillary Rodham Clinton and against him using the tools of our government- and has no problem telling everyone about it.

Democrats hate the man so much; they are willing to do anything to drive him from office.  Likewise, they hate his voters and bode us ill will and if one of the locoweed Democrats running to replace him should win the White House next November, Trump voters will become his or her number one targets, earmarked for destruction.

I hope impeachment undergoes a lengthy trial in the Senate.  After all, my friend and colleague, Chef Roland Carl Davis first said- a couple of weeks ago- that IF the obsession with taking Trump out costs his party the White House in November 2020, he and his wife will NEVER vote for another Democrat as long as he lived.

The next day, however, he clarified his statements when he said that IF the 2020 and 2022 Elections led to MORE Democrats being added to the House and Senate so that when the ‘second impeachment’ manifests, that the Dems would have the necessary votes in the Senate to remove President Trump, that he would continue voting Democrat.   However, if Dems lose everything in 2020 and 2022, that would be it for him.

Personally, I believe the Democrats are suffering from a mass delusion event, you know, sort of like when some scalawag spikes the punch with a hefty dose of LSD-25 and everyone goes bonkers.  I have never seen such madness, most of it derived from their echo chambers of Twitter, Facebook, the mainstream news media, and whatever other padded chat rooms from which they obtain their ‘support.’

We now see the ghoulish Senate minority leader hack, Chuckie Schumer, aka ‘the Phantom of the Opera,’ the lecherous loser who cannot speak sans a pile of scrawled notes demanding witnesses when during the Clinton impeachment, he demanded NONE.  What?  Say it ain’t so, Chuck!

Many Democrats spent last weekend doing some ‘soul-searching’ to see what side they came down upon in the impeachment crusade against Trump.  Like all good Kool-Aid-slurping leftwing losers, it was a foregone conclusion, except for a few brave souls, as to where the dribbling morons stand: IMPEACH the guy.

I think many of the Democrats aboard the impeachment wagon are repressed sexually and mentally.  I mean, look at people like Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Jerrold Nadler, and others.  When was the last time you think that any of these horrible three got laid?  In Pelosi’s case, she with the Michael Jackson-like reconstructed nose hasn’t had a good schlepping since the last time she paid a teenage gigolo to do her.  As for Schiff and Nadler, they both look like closet gays.

Then, we have others such as Mary Gay Scanlon, D-PA, Zoe Lofgren, D-CA, Sheila Jackson Lee (woof!), D-TX, Steve “Bucket-of-Fried-Chicken” Cohen, D-TN, Hank Johnson, D-GA, Theodore Deutsch, D-FL, Karen Bass, D-CA, Cedric Richmond, D-LA, and Hakeem Jeffries, D-NY.  You think any of these people has a great sex life or do you think they have to pay for it?  I think it’s the latter option unless, of course, they are spanking the wank in the congressional cloakroom.

Others on the House Judiciary Committee’s majority side are mobbed-up-appearing David Cicilline, D-RI, that ignorant moron and failed presidential candidate, Eric Swalwell, D-CA, the detestable Teddy Lieu, D-CA, Jaime Raskin, D-MD,  Pramila Jayapal, D-WA, Val Demmings, D-FL, and Madeleine Dean, D-PA.

There are some others- backbenchers to say the least- who are as scurrilous as the rest of them but unworthy of taking up blogspace other than as endnotes[i]– who all deserve the same amount of derision and shunning as the rest.

Then we have others such as Maxine Waters, D-CA, who chairs the House Finances Committee, Eliot Engel, D-NY, who chairs the Foreign Affairs Committee, and Carolyn Maloney, D-NY, who chairs the House Oversight and Reforms Committee, all of these people look angry, unattractive, and only in the limelight because they chose the world of politics as their lifelong jobs.

Nancy Pelosi did famously say that impeachment had to be bipartisan to move ahead.  The only bipartisanship that I see is the move NOT to impeach President Trump.  We have even seen a defection or the possibility of defection but we won’t know for sure until the smoke clears and we see who is standing on which side of the aisle.

My hope is different from that of my colleague, Chef Roland.  I hope the Democrats go down in a fiery ball of flames, I hope their party is as devastated as the Soviet Union was devastated by the presidency of Ronald Reagan.  I hope the ensuing disaster is so volatile that congressional aides and Capitol Hill janitorial staff will be picking up the pieces, dumping them in waste bins, and dispatching them to the nearest forensics analysts for identification purposes.

Personally, I would dump them all in a mass grave, there for some future group of explorers to uncover and ponder.  I hope their party follows them down this black hole and that the rest of the lunatics follow them down it into oblivion.

Join me tomorrow for Round No. 2 of the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award.

Tiresias

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12-18-2019 Wednesday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXII: “Impeachment to Democrats is akin to spiking the fruit punch with a massive dose of LSD-25- everyone is running around, crazy out of their throbbing minds- let’s hope the trip ends soon” by Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus.

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Grinikeodopuloposlus, Tiresias. “Impeachment to Democrats is akin to spiking the fruit punch with a massive dose of LSD-25- everyone is running around, crazy out of their throbbing minds- let’s hope the trip ends soon.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXII

FOR FURTHER READING:

12-05-2019 Th:  “IF my party’s obsession with taking out #45 fails to bear fruit and worse, costs us the 2020 Presidential Election, my wife and I will NEVER vote for another Democrat as long as we live” by Chef Roland Carl Davis.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/if-my-partys-obsession-with-taking-out.html

12-06-2019 F: “IF #45 wins re-election in Nov. 2020, there is ONE thing that will keep me voting Democrat- IF we capture the Senate thereby ousting ‘Cocaine Mitch’ and increase House members; then, hello, Impeachment No. 2!” by Chef Roland Carl Davis.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/if-45-wins-re-election-in-nov-2020.html

12-08-2019 Su:  “We Democrats must keep our eyes on the prize which means we could lose in 2020 but win BIG in 2022 and accomplish what we desire most, the ouster of #45 and into federal prison” by Chef Roland Carl Davis.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/we-democrats-must-keep-our-eyes-on.html

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[i] The others on the House Judiciary Committee’s Democratic side of the aisle are: J. Luis Correa, D-CA, Sylvia Garcia, D-TX, Joe Neguse, D-CO, Lucy McBath, D-GA, Greg Stanton, D-AZ, Debbie Mucarsel-Powell, D-FL, and Veronica Escobar, D-TX.

JTF: If the Democrats would abandon Twitter and other social media platforms and actually get down into the trenches with the rest of us, they would see that they and their party’s electoral chances are being sucked down the crapper

The Democrats are really, really good at deflecting the things they are guilty of doing onto their enemies who seem truly inept at fending the muck off.  This has been the problem of the Republicans in modern times that instead of getting down into the trenches and duking things out, they shy away from action in the hopes that the criticism heaped atop them will not be quite as virulent and ugly as what it could be.  

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My wife and I have signed on as poll watchers in the 2020 Elections; what about you?

Pumpkin Center, CA 93313, 12-14-2019 Saturday:  Politics in the United States have been polarized for quite a while now.  It is unfortunate, it is unnecessary, and its un-American.  I can see how it must have been in the late 1850s and into 1860-1861 what with the country at odds over the expansion or restriction of slavery into new territories.  One side put all their eggs in the basket of having slaves do the physical labor while the other side sought to prohibit its expanse or to end it outright at any opportunity.

Now, it’s important that we be honest.  The party of slavery was the Democratic Party.  That is not to say that ALL Democrats supported or relied on slavery but in the South, the domain of the Democrats, slavery was the foundation upon which, their culture was built and around which, their economy revolved.  No slaves, no Southern way of life.

Democrats in the North generally supported their southern brethren.  Some were so vile that they earned the sobriquet of ‘copperheads,’ like the venomous snake.  In the Congress, they fought against the Republicans, a party formed solely to oppose slavery, and used every wicked and abominable trick available to them, every parliamentary procedure and sleight of hand, to protect the sordid institution because they, too, benefitted from the horrid practice by doing business with the South.

The Democrats are really, really good at deflecting the things they are guilty of doing onto their enemies who seem truly inept at fending the muck off.  This has been the problem of the Republicans in modern times that instead of getting down into the trenches and duking things out, they shy away from action in the hopes that the criticism heaped atop them will not be quite as virulent and ugly as what it could be.

Sadly, the Republicans seldom fight.  When George W. Bush was the president, his supporters- including me- were aghast, time and time again, because the Democrats never let up in their attacks, coming at him from all sides, saying some of the most disgusting and depraved stuff, and he stood there mute, taciturn, and seldom if ever fended off the attacks, much to the anger of his voting base.

Look, I get it, he said he REVERED the institution of the presidency and did not want to resort to the basest emotions and pushback against those seeking to demolish him.  While that is all well and good, if a president- under 24/7/365 assault by people seeking to coerce him from office via whatever means necessary- being voted out, impeached, causing him to drop dead or propel some nut to assassinate him, and/or whatever else- won’t fight back, then why the hell should we support him?

This is the reason Donald Trump won the 2016 Election.  It was not because Vladimir Putin provided him aid and offered him support, it was because he talked like someone who meant business, someone who answered every attack, assault, or smear with the same, if not worse, and we voters who had suffered through two Bush presidencies saw someone who could be one of us.

The Democrats have failed to understand the truth of the moment.  They put everything they had into Robert S. Mueller III doing the impossible, coming up with a sham with which they could drive the hated Trumpster out of office.  Adam Schiff and that dingbat, Eric Swalwell, were on TV night after night, all professing to have the ‘goods on Trump’ with which, they were going to expel him from office.  Only, they didn’t.

Mueller could not do what the Dems had hoped and prayed he could.  Trump survived.  At that point, common sense should have dictated that they put all efforts from that point forward into getting him out of office in the subsequent presidential election along with as many of his supporters as possible in House, Senate, and across the country, like what we did to Barack Hussein Obama’s Democratic Party in 2010, 2012, and again in 2014, more than 1,000 seats all told.

Sadly for them, that was not good enough so they kept going back to the kitchen, trying to outdo their last batch of Southern-style, deep-fried Democratic goo, to find one more ingredient after another, via focus groups, via a phony whistleblower allegedly named Eric C., some flaming pansy from the Deep State, an Obama acolyte, a POS, so they could get President Trump.  This is going to cost them big.

They may think the screeching banshees on Twitter represent the majority of Americans.  I am here to tell you that they do not. In fact- even though we have a miniscule platform on Twitter- I am here to tell you that mostly LOSERS use the platform just as they do Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, and the rest of this screwy crap.  What is said there means nothing yet elected members of Congress use as some sort of gauge to determine their levels of support for their lunacy.

Friends, the country is angry, just not at what the Democrats assume they are.  Look, we get it, Trump might seem a bit rough around the edges but oh, boohoo.  The Democrats can bellyache about everything he does that rubs their backsides raw but again, oh, boohoo.  Stop with the sniveling, stop with the lying, shut the hell up, and prepare for Armageddon.  What is coming in 2020 is not going to be pretty, fun, or enjoyable until the smoke clears and the Dems are lying on the floor, boots up.

There is a ‘silent majority’ and its members are angry, growing angrier by the day.  We are going to swab the decks with the faces of the Democrats and they will go down in electoral history as the party that threw away numerous opportunities to participate in something amazing but chose to commit fratricide and going the way of the Whigs.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch.  I cannot wait to vote and my wife and I have already signed on to server as poll watchers.  No busses of illegal aliens are going to vote in whatever precinct they post us.

See you tomorrow.

Stinky

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12-14-2019 Saturday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVIII: “If the Democrats would abandon Twitter and other social media platforms and actually get down into the trenches with the rest of us, they would see that they and their party’s electoral chances are being sucked down the crapper” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.

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REFERENCES:

Carrici, Craig. “If the Democrats would abandon Twitter and other social media platforms and actually get down into the trenches with the rest of us, they would see that they and their party’s electoral chances are being sucked down the crapper.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVIII

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Likewise, the Democrats are crapping on the entire country and I no more believe their claims of sincerity than I do the Patriots’ front office swearing on a stack of Bibles that (1) they had no clue as to WHAT THEIR people were doing, and (2) that they were not going to use the subsequent film to help them beat the Bengals. Uh-huh.

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The Democrats finally did it: launching articles of impeachment against President Trump…wow!

Pumpkin Center, CA 93313, 12-13-2019 Friday:  Well, the Dems found their collective pair of gnarly, hairy, syphilitic balls this past Tuesday, strode to the assembled ranks of the waiting press corps and jumped the shark: TWO articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump, the first being ‘abuse of power’ and the second, ‘obstruction of Congress.’  Each of them looked glum and solemn, each of them looked sad and hurt that they had to undergo this but according to them, they had no choice other than to forge ahead, punish the president, and restore the nation’s tarnished honor.  Then, two hours later, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the House was going to pass the USMCA, the “U.S.-Mexico-Canada-Act,” the deal with which to replace the crumbling NAFTA and to put millions more Americans to work.  Wow!  The SOBS can walk and chew gum at the same time.

I imagine there are still a few million stupid people living in the United States, dolts who wholeheartedly believe that what the rabid Democrats say and the malarkey that spills out of their mouths, like rabbit pills out of the asses of jackrabbits, so enraptured of them are they.  I am sure they slurp up all the yuck the Democrat chefs cook up in their garage, off-the-books kitchens, gobbling it up as though it is the finest cuisine this side of the Gaza Strip like the losers they are.

Well, like the New England Patriots and yet another Spygate scandal, this time their advance team just happening to film the sidelines of the Cincinnati Bengals- their next opponent- playing the Cleveland Browns this past week, there are always those who will disbelieve the evidence of their eyes.

Likewise, the Democrats are crapping on the entire country and I no more believe their claims of sincerity than I do the Patriots’ front office swearing on a stack of Bibles that (1) they had no clue as to WHAT THEIR people were doing, and (2) that they were not going to use the subsequent film to help them beat the Bengals.  Uh-huh.

Yesterday, we shared the overall votes of the first round of semi-finals for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award.  Today, we will share with you the Top Eleven of the nominees to see whom we will all be voting on this next week.  Remember, you need 10 votes or more to qualify for the second round.

Here we go:

  1. Congressman Adam Schiff, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, leads the list with a whopping 293 votes from our assembled families, employees, friends, and associates. No better person than he deserves to be at the top of our list.  I will predict now- in my esteemed opinion- that he will be the one winning the sophomore award.  I am betting my colleagues $500 a head that I am correct in our side pool.
  2. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, freshman Democrat from the great state of Minnesota-Stan (LOL) who by all rules of the House should already being undergoing censure, if NOT expulsion, over the fact that she has misused campaign funds, had an illicit affair with a former campaign ‘employee,’ broke up the man’s marriage, as well as married one- if not two- brothers to get them into the country or to help her scam the Internal Revenue Service out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. Shame on her.  She pulled a total of 215 votes making her No. 2 on the list.
  3. Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib: freshman Democrat from the once-prosperous state of Michigan-Stan known for being a foul-mouthed ho pulled in 129 votes. This woman, on the day of her 2018 Election victory told her assembled supporters- including her children and other kids- that we are going to go to Washington, D.C. and ‘impeach that motherf**ker.’  So much for being an open-minded, impartial individual, she was planning on impeaching President Trump from the moment she ran for office.  She is one hateful female dog, folks.
  4. Surprisingly, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi comes in fourth with two fewer votes than Congresswoman Tlaib. With 127 votes, she still ranks fourth but many people feel queasy when it comes to bad-mouthing or belittling someone so clearly mentally challenged that many threw their votes elsewhere.  Personally, I think she should be at least No. 2 but it is what it is, folks.  Still, things can change between the final draw and today.
  5. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the loveable wannabe Evita Peron, came in fifth with just 43 votes. Like some of the others, we thought she would come in higher because of ‘brain power,’ (well, truly the appalling lack of it) but many voters felt sorry for her because she has drunk so much of the toxic Kool-Aid® when it comes to fretting about climate change that they felt sorry for her.  Still, she has campaign finance troubles of her own and should be undergoing censure, too, as we speak.  We shall see.
  6. Senator Elizabeth Warren comes in with 33 votes. Unlike some of the others whom the voters chose to give a pass, people zeroed in on her being a big liar when it comes to claiming Cherokee heritage (remember: 1,124th ancestry or so her hired genealogist said) as well as the fact that she cannot bring herself to say that she is going to tax the living f**k out of the middle class to come up with the $30 trillion M-F’ing dollars to pay for Medicare for All.
  7. Daniel Goldman, the stuffed shirt, jackass attorney who appeared as both a lawyer and an inquisitor on Monday’s show trial hearings received the next highest number of votes coming in at 29. I imagine that if we see more of this garden slug over the subsequent weeks, he could increase his totals but if the Democrats are smart and wave him a fond farewell back to the basement at MSNBC, he might not.  Personally, I think the guy is little more than a lice-ridden skunk, doing the jobs of both Schiff and Nadler because they lack the testicular fortitude to do things themselves.  We shall see.
  8. Next on the coveted list for the second round of semi-finals is Utah freshman senator and former Massachusetts governor, the illustrious Mitt Romney. Every time I see impeachment discussed; people ask Republican senators ‘if they will lose any votes in the Senate at the conclusion of the impeachment trial.’  They all say “NO” but we know this skunk will drive a dagger yet again into the back of the 45th  It is what it is.  All told, he received 25 votes.
  9. Congressman Eric Swalwell comes in ninth with a mere 19 votes. Sheesh, the loser can’t even win enough votes to be at the head of the pack.  Still, between here and next week, you never know what might happen.  He could go up; then again, he could go farther down.  We shall see.
  10. The basement dweller of this year’s Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award is fired Trump-hating and Obama-loving ambassador to the Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch. She has a BIG 17 votes. Many expect her to disappear by next week.
  11. In the floor sink of the basement, our final contestant is in, Congressman Jerrold Nadler with 15 votes. Remember: to get in the running, you have to earn 10 votes or more to qualify.

Well, there you go, the Big Eleven for the next round of votes.  Things can change over the course of a week so we shall see what we will see.  I hope you will join us throughout this month as we plow forward to the BIG DAY when we present the award.

See you tomorrow and let’s see what happens to the Patriots- if anything.  What a sham.

Stinky

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I am your talented chef-host, back in the 1980’s when I was the sous chef of a large food service operation in Bakersfield, CA.  I began my cooking career in the 1960’s when I apprenticed underneath a great chef, Master Chef Ulysses S. Paz.  I have lived and worked in Hawaii, Washington State, Arizona, and California.  Even though I am in my late 60s, I am still actively involved at a hotel here in Bakersfield, CA.

Chef Stinkbug writes from Pumpkin Center, California.

Chef Stinkbug is a Conservative Ronald Reagan Republican.

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Carrici, Craig. “The results are in: here is the Top Eleven of the second round of semi-finals for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- see what you think and let us know about it.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVII

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01-10-2018 W: “Although we attempt to avoid talking politics here, we generally do, which is why I say the liberals in our country require a ‘Lavrentiy Beria’ to show them the way” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Beverly Carrick Paintings Start-to-Finish, Part CLXXXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-elementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/01/although-we-attempt-to-avoid-talking.html

11-29-2018 Th: “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over some of the nominees today and explain why they are on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXVIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/11/next-month-aicp-end-blogs-will-release.html

11-30-2018 F:  “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over the remaining nominees today and explain why each one is on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/11/next-month-aicp-end-blogs-will-release_30.html

12-01-2018 S:  “The final list of contestants for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award appear today and boy, do we have some winners on the list like Hillary Clinton, Jeff Flake, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” by Chef Olaf Bologolo.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXL

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/the-final-list-of-contestants-for-first.html

12-14-2018 Th: “The Results are in for Round One of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in- check them out!” by Chef Roland Carl Davis.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/when-nancy-pelosi-picks-up-speakers.html

12-20-2018 Th: “Round Two of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in: Michael Avenatti holds first place!” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/round-two-of-semi-finals-for-first.html

12-27-2018 Th: “We have arrived at the Top Three contenders for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, which we will award NEXT Thursday” by Moses Scharbug III.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXVI

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/we-have-arrived-at-top-three-contenders.html

01-03-2019 Th: “We announce the winners of the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award today: outgoing California Governor Jerry Brown and current Attorney-General Xavier Becerra” by Moses Scharbug III.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/01/we-announce-winners-of-first-annual.html

12-09-2019 M: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award begins today what with the first group of entrants vying for the prize” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.   Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria-award.html

12-10-2019 T: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award’s second grouping of contestants is here today, some you might know and expect, some for a second time, whereas others could be a complete surprise” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIV

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria.html

12-11-2019 W: “To catch the readership up, we revisit last year’s First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award so you can see who was in the running, how we tallied the votes, and the final top three winners” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXV

12-12-2019 Th: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria First Semi-Finals votes appear today with some expected names appearing among the finalists” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVI

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2. Mitt Romney: Many voters get a nasty taste in their mouth whenever they think about now-Senator Romney because many Republicans supported him in 2012, voted for the guy, and then watched the snobbish SOB do everything possible to crush Donald Trump’s hopes in 2016 and then become a big part of the ‘Resistance.’ He received 25 votes. I hoped he would have received a BIG FAT ZERO because he is such a maggot of a person.

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What the heck is going on with the New England Patriots NOW?

Pumpkin Center, CA 93313, 12-12-2019 Thursday:  Good morning, folks, today is the day when we see who has received the most votes and will qualify for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award but first, a comment on the New England Patriots and yet another spying problem that threatens to destroy whatever remains of their crumbling legacy.  Oh, sure, I get it, New England fans will NEVER admit that their team is the equivalent of Lance Armstrong in the world of competitive cycling but when the truth comes out, people, can you imagine the blowback?  The possible stripping of their titles, the ruination of the Bob Kraft football empire, the trashing of Bill Belichick and the disgrace of Tom Brady throughout the NFL history books.  We will remain vigilant on this extremely significant topic and the potential blowback to come from it if true.

This year, our family has grown and we have moved up from, I think, 963 family, friends, employees, delivery and sales personnel, support staff, wait-staff, and others who swim in our waters to 1,014 voters now.  Once again, Chef Alvin is in charge of the balloting and the tabulation as he is the president of our ‘board of directors,’ which in essence is an advisory board as we have yet to incorporate.  We hope to do so soon…

Here we go:

  1. Sundar Pichai: Most people have no clue as to whom Mr. Pichai is and he originally made it onto the list because of his somewhat baffling closure of Google Plus. As you know, Google Plus was especially popular as a competitor to both Facebook and Twitter; however, most of us believe he closed it earlier this year so he could control the flow of pro-GOP, pro-Trump speech.  He received a mere 5 votes.
  2. Mitt Romney: Many voters get a nasty taste in their mouth whenever they think about now-Senator Romney because many Republicans supported him in 2012, voted for the guy, and then watched the snobbish SOB do everything possible to crush Donald Trump’s hopes in 2016 and then become a big part of the ‘Resistance.’ He received 25 votes.  I hoped he would have received a BIG FAT ZERO because he is such a maggot of a person.
  3. Andrew Cuomo: Anyone who has ever watched this inbred, mouth-full-of-rocks loser bashing Republicans and President Trump knows he drives most viewers/listeners to the medicine cabinet for a handful of Tums®. Still, many have no clue who the imbecile is outside of New York unless they are dedicated viewers of CNN and MSNBC.  He received 33 votes.
  4. Rashida Tlaib: EVERYONE knows this foul-mouthed, hateful bitch and need no explanation other than that she is a spiteful, mean hag who needs to be a one-term member of the House. She received 129 votes.
  5. Ilhan Omar: Congresswoman Omar causes as much excess bile and outrage as the preceding entrant but many question WHY she is even still a member of Congress what with marrying her brother to sneak him into the country/cheat on her income taxes, having an affair with a married man while still married to ‘one’ of her 2-3 husbands. She pulled in 215 votes.
  6. Ana Navarro: Ms. Navarro did not do very well. Many people see her as little more than a blabbering blowfish, vomiting bull on live liberal TV.  Get yourself a Peloton, girl, YOU should have been in those ads.  She received 7 votes.
  7. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Over the past few months, this so-called ‘intelligent person’ has gone dark (well, mostly dark) and she always brings out loads of loathing and disgust whenever her snake-like face pokes its head above the roiling swamp waters. Still, many people feel sorry for AOC and she only received 43 votes.    Maybe next year?
  8. Jussie Smollett: This washed-up actor is already in the past. He received 2 votes because he couldn’t pull off yet another fake hate crime.  Better luck next time, loser.
  9. Michael Cohen: Here is another has-been, someone seen as little more than a conniving, sniveling rat.  He pulled in 3 votes.
  10. Justin Amash: Here is another putz who has already disappeared into the loam and we expect he will disappear in November 2020 when the people of his district vote his worthless schmo out of office. He received 0 votes.
  11. Elizabeth Warren: Many people find Senator Warren a particularly despicable individual, lying about, well, just about everything and oh, that $30 trillion health care plan- wow. The fact that she build her life by standing on the shoulders of downtrodden Native Americans, using them for her own gain means she already is on the decline- again- in the current Democratic Primary Election cycle. Still, she managed to pull 33 votes.
  12. Nancy Pelosi: Madam Speaker always causes much disgust. She received 127 votes. People love the fact that the HATER claims she doesn’t HATE anyone.  She’ll be singing a different tune when she arrives in Hell one day for all the abortions that occurred on her watch.
  13. Adam Schiff: EVERYONE HATES THIS MAN. He pulled in 293 votes. Well-deserved.   He is the NEW incarnation of Sen. Joe McCarthy.  Look him up, millennial snowflakes.
  14. Eric C. aka the alleged ‘Whistleblower’: Most people do not know this person. He received 9 votes. I say, “F**K him.”
  15. Eric Swalwell: Most people feel sorry for this moron. He received 19 votes. I personally figured he might get more.
  16. The U.S. State Department: people are waiting to see what happens because of Mike Pompeo- will he or won’t he clean house? It pulled 0 votes.
  17. Marie Yovanovitch: Unless you watched the coverage, few know or give a flying f**k about her because she is a spoiled, rotten, Obama-loving toadstool. She received 17 votes.
  18. George Kent and William Taylor: Abbott and Costello received 0 votes.
  19. Tom Steyer: As loathsome as this individual is, he only received 3 votes. That should tell everyone that with his money, it will buy him naught.
  20. Jerrold Nadler: People despise this man but see him as little more than an appendage of Nancy Pelosi’s dangling ass flesh. He earned 15 votes. Thought he would get far more.
  21. CNN: People hate CNN but as a news entity, people said they weren’t worth a single vote. Jeff Zucker, on the other hand, they said that if HE was in the running, he might have pulled in quite a few votes.
  22. The New York Times: The Old Gray Lady couldn’t earn a single vote. That should tell you the age of the newspaper is over.
  23. Brian Setzer: People see this cave-dwelling homo as little more than a noxious bit of cat entrails and said he deserved only 1 vote. I mean, go figure, you would think that a guy who looks like a pedo-guy would receive far more votes than one. Maybe next year.
  24. Nicolle Wallace: No one cares about Ms. Wallace. She earned 6 votes.
  25. Daniel Goldman: As disgusting as this political hack is he pulled in 29 votes. Hell, I thought he might be leading the pack what with being a witness, then being an inquisitor, then being a witness again. Surprisingly good showing for a foot soldier from MSNBC.
  26. The House Judiciary Committee Democrats: Voters see all of them as evil; yet, they did not vote for them because they want to concentrate on individuals.

Voting is by email as is the balloting and so far, it would appear that the Russians and the Chinese (LOL) have not hacked our systems yet.  Tomorrow, we will look at the Top Ten who will advance to next week’s Second Round of Semi-Finals whom Chef Tiresias will present on Thursday, December 19.

Join me tomorrow and we will continue on with more.  Perhaps more information will be available on the transgressions committed by the New England Patriots.  We shall see.

Stinky

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I am your talented chef-host, back in the 1980’s when I was the sous chef of a large foodservice operation in Bakersfield, CA.  I began my cooking career in the 1960’s when I apprenticed underneath a great chef, Master Chef Ulysses S. Paz.  I have lived and worked in Hawaii, Washington State, Arizona, and California.  Even though I am in my late 60s, I am still actively involved at a hotel here in Bakersfield, CA.

Chef Stinkbug writes from Pumpkin Center, California.

Chef Stinkbug is a Conservative Ronald Reagan Republican.

Contact me at masterstinkbug302@gmail.com

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REFERENCES:

Carrici, Craig. “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria First Semi-Finals votes appear today with some expected names appearing among the finalists.”  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVI

FOR FURTHER READING:

01-10-2018 W: “Although we attempt to avoid talking politics here, we generally do, which is why I say the liberals in our country require a ‘Lavrentiy Beria’ to show them the way” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Beverly Carrick Paintings Start-to-Finish, Part CLXXXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-elementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/01/although-we-attempt-to-avoid-talking.html

11-29-2018 Th: “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over some of the nominees today and explain why they are on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXVIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/11/next-month-aicp-end-blogs-will-release.html

11-30-2018 F:  “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over the remaining nominees today and explain why each one is on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/11/next-month-aicp-end-blogs-will-release_30.html

12-01-2018 S:  “The final list of contestants for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award appear today and boy, do we have some winners on the list like Hillary Clinton, Jeff Flake, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” by Chef Olaf Bologolo.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXL

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/the-final-list-of-contestants-for-first.html

12-14-2018 Th: “The Results are in for Round One of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in- check them out!” by Chef Roland Carl Davis.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/when-nancy-pelosi-picks-up-speakers.html

12-20-2018 Th: “Round Two of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in: Michael Avenatti holds first place!” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLIX

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/round-two-of-semi-finals-for-first.html

12-27-2018 Th: “We have arrived at the Top Three contenders for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, which we will award NEXT Thursday” by Moses Scharbug III.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXVI

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2018/12/we-have-arrived-at-top-three-contenders.html

01-03-2019 Th: “We announce the winners of the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award today: outgoing California Governor Jerry Brown and current Attorney-General Xavier Becerra” by Moses Scharbug III.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/01/we-announce-winners-of-first-annual.html

12-09-2019 M: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award begins today what with the first group of entrants vying for the prize” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.   Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIII

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria-award.html

12-10-2019 T: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award’s second grouping of contestants is here today, some you might know and expect, some for a second time, whereas others could be a complete surprise” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIV

http://www.americaninstituteofculinarypolitics-theelementalnewsoftheday.com/2019/12/the-second-annual-lavrentiy-beria.html

12-11-2019 W: “To catch the readership up, we revisit last year’s First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award so you can see who was in the running, how we tallied the votes, and the final top three winners” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXV

12-12-2019 Th: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria First Semi-Finals votes appear today with some expected names appearing among the finalists” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVI

Tomorrow:

12-13-2019 F: “The results are in: here is the Top Eleven of the second round of semi-finals for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- see what you think and let us know about it” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.  Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXVII

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