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THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF CULINARY POLITICS-ELEMENTAL NEWS OF THE DAY COMMENTARY-OPINION-SPORTS-FOOD SERVICE FOR THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2020 BY CHEF JAMES TOBIASON
“Although Cuomo appeared to be a reasonable alternative to ‘Pro-China Joe,’ the halfwit quickly wore out his welcome after seeing him on TV seven days a week since COVID-19 hit” by Chef James “JT” Tobiason
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With Barack’s endorsement, “Pro-China Joe” is close to realizing his lifelong dream…
Visalia, CA 93277, 04-16-2020 Thursday: Congratulations to Joe Biden, former President Barack Obama finally endorsed his fellow traveler this past Tuesday. It must have been a nice feeling because up until now, many believed that somehow Barack was going to drive the shiv deep into the area in between the neck and shoulder blades and was going to insert some other sycophantic POS like Terry McAuliffe or a resurrected Hillary Rodham Clinton into the guy’s spot. Yet, as of now, that has not occurred so maybe Joe is going to be ‘it’ come November.
I understand many of my colleagues first floated the idea that New York Governor Andrew “Mumbles” Cuomo was somehow going to rob poor old Joe of the nomination. Compared to the former vice president, Cuomo seemed somewhat coherent (although when he speaks, he truly does sound like a halfwit) and relatively younger than the only other alternative, Crazy Bernie, he might be just ‘the guy.’
The reason Cuomo’s name appeared a reasonably smart alternative to the aging “Pro-China Joe” is that like the president of the United States, his COVID-19 Wuhan Virus Crisis daily press conferences gave him access to the news media seven days a week.
He won this access because his state was the hardest hit by this communist Chinese virus and New York City seemingly has the highest number of coronavirus-related fatalities. Perhaps the governor should have listened to the president’s demands for social distancing sooner? Oi vie!
However, as the days have worn on and on, people are as disenchanted with Gov. Cuomo as they are of many of the other Democrats who sought to win the nomination and who have been forced to fall by the wayside.
Not a one of them were ever exciting, Eric Swalwell, Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Tutti-Frutti from South Bend, Indiana, you name it, not a single one of them posed any sort of threat to President Trump unless they were given a pistol and proximity to the man. Other than that, all of them were laughable jokes.
Once the light switch ‘flipped on’ and “Pro-China Joe” began winning primary race after primary race, I think we all knew that finally, the old political scrapper’s dreams were going to be realized, that he would win the nomination and become the contender after several failed runs spread over 32 years of trying.
We must give him a round of applause for achieving his dream although the dream of going all the way and winning the White House will elude him until his dying day. Still, he will be able to say, “I was the nominee and had not the Russians and Donald Trump outspent me and my Beijing handlers, I would have become the 46th president of the United States.” Yes, “Pro-China Joe,” you will be in the history books.
Winning the endorsement of his former boss is no big deal as most of the people No. 44 has endorsed over the years seldom if ever won an election. I think his ratio of wins to losses is something to see as Obama only had coattails for himself when he ran as following the 2008 Elections, he lost the House and then the Senate and will forever, if truth be the coin of the realm, a ‘loser.’
The former VP still has a unique opportunity to be able to avoid the limelight, to be able to deflect the tough questions, and to be able to put the gaff machine on pause thanks to his Chinese taskmasters and the Kung Flu they have unleased on the world. No other presidential candidate in the history of the nation has had the REASON for avoiding doing loads of personal appearances and rallies, thus minimizing the gaffs that seem to follow the man around like flies follow the stench of fecal matter. Maybe he will do rather well? I guess we shall see.
I hope we open the economy and do it soon. People are suffering, they have poured their lives and their hardscrabble wealth into building businesses only to see them collapse into the dust. We must save our country and make people whole and then we must take the People’s Republic of China to the World Court and to wherever else we can and force them to provide restitution to everyone whom their studies of horseshoe bat viruses has harmed.
It is the ONLY way to crush these scum just as a return to the Two-China Policy is the only way to even the scales and to give the boys in Beijing a lesson they will never forget. F**k communism, f**k China. Let’s recognize Taiwan and return them to their place. I sincerely doubt that “Pro-China Joe” will get help from Taipei like he has from the deep pockets of Beijing.
See you tomorrow.
James “JT” Tobiason
Professional Baker, American Baker’s Association, Certified Working Chef, ACF, CWC
The cartoonish caricature of me you see at this blog is by Bakersfield, California, up-and-coming street artist, Simone, and it resembles me back in the 1980’s when I was an Executive Sous Chef at a hotel in Monterey, California, 30-plus years ago. I originally came from Salinas, California, spent time in Fresno and Bakersfield, and currently am working at a fine-dining restaurant in Visalia, California. I began cooking in 1967 when I apprenticed under a top chef working in the Napa Valley. As you know, retirement for chefs never comes until we either can no longer stand up in the kitchen, have become too drunk, or have developed an excruciatingly bad case of senility. I meet NONE of those requirements.
Chef James “JT” Tobiason writes from Visalia, California.
Chef James “JT” Tobiason is a member of the CONSTITUTION PARTY OF THE UNITED STATES but due to it being somewhat nonexistent in California, votes for either the GOP or the Libertarian candidates.
You can contact Chef Tobiason at Chefjt3295MM@hotmail.com
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04-16-2020 Thursday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMCXLI: “Although Cuomo appeared to be a reasonable alternative to ‘Pro-China Joe,’ the halfwit quickly wore out his welcome after seeing him on TV seven days a week since COVID-19 hit” by Chef James “JT” Tobiason.
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