The Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award goes to Xi Jinping and Communist China- no surprises here, folks- as the country that infected the entire world to get one man wins the coveted award hands down

Alas, it’s merely a joke, a symbolic award, and we would never countenance violence of any kind to anyone. I mean, if the Iranians can announce day after day that ‘President Trump will be dead in a few days’ and no one says or does anything to them when everyone clearly knows they mean it, why would anyone do anything to us when we announce every year that it’s merely a gag?

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“The Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award goes to Xi Jinping and Communist China- no surprises here, folks- as the country that infected the entire world to get one man wins the coveted award hands down” by Certified Working Chef B.H. Cznystekinki, ACF-CWC

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Valencia, CA 91354, 01-07-2021 Thursday:  We take a break today from the political news of the day to celebrate the winner of the Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award as well as the second place Nadaraia and Sarkisian Award, the Red Banner Idols Award, and the new fourth place award, the Beijing Bat Bug Award.  We have worked long and hard this year to present a slate of qualified candidates deserving of the Lavrentiy Beria treatment, the one Comrade Beria devised for the enemies of the Soviet system.  As head of the NKVD and the KGB, he was the number two under “Uncle Joe” Stalin and was personally responsible for dispatching the far too numerous ‘enemies of the state’ down in the bowels of the infamous Lubyanka Prison in the heart of Moscow.    

There, when someone was beaten to a pulp, then rehabilitated so he or she could then undergo a SHOW TRIAL at which the outcome was predetermined before the accused ever set foot in the witness box, if condemned to death as most were, they were taken down into the depths of this horrible prison and there given ‘lead to the back of the head,’ many times by Comrade Beria himself.

Now Beria also took his horror show on the road and wherever enemies of the state lurked, his NKVD thugs would root them out and many times they would face Soviet justice in the field.  Comrade Beria never shied away from carrying out the onerous duties of state security and that was dispatching those who had been tried, condemned, and sentenced to death, himself, with one shot to the back of the head.   

I must say before we proceed that this is a humorous award, not to be taken seriously and that anyone who wins it and is thus singled out for the ‘lead to the back of the head’ treatment wins it as a joke, a lark, for a laugh.  In the world in which we live, it seems anything goes that the left can call for anyone to die and many times try to kill whomever they single out for special action, we want to be light-hearted about it. 

Alas, it’s merely a joke, a symbolic award, and we would never countenance violence of any kind to anyone.  I mean, if the Iranians can announce day after day that ‘President Trump will be dead in a few days’ and no one says or does anything to them when everyone clearly knows they mean it, why would anyone do anything to us when we announce every year that it’s merely a gag? 

Here are the contestants for the fourth and final round.  Take note that to move from the third round to the fourth round, one had to have 150 votes or more to qualify.  Here are last week’s nominees with the votes they accumulated:

Xi Jinping and the Chi-Coms: 326 votes.

Governor Andrew Cuomo: 297 votes.

Governor Gavin Newsom: 211 votes.

Mayor Bill Di Blasio: 164 votes.

Mayor Eric Garcetti: 158 votes. 

Okay, the voter pool is 1,248 friends, family, colleagues, neighbors, restaurant employees, support employees, and anyone else invited in to participate in this grand award.  Chef Alvin- envelopes please.

The Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award goes to Xi Jinping and the Chi-Coms.  I think everyone instinctively knew that the scumbag leader and the scumbag country that infected the entire world with a deadly pandemic to get one man out of office is the BIG WINNER what with 664 votes.  A better winner than Comrade Xi and the Chi-Coms could not be found.  He hypothetically will be taken to the basement and given ‘lead to the back of the head.’  Congratulations! 

The second-place winner- the Nadaraia and Sarkisian Award- goes to Governor Andrew Cuomo who came in with 198 votes.  A better homicidal maniac could not be found to win the two deviates award. 

In third place- and the winner of the Red Banner Idols Award- is Mayor Bill Di Blasio, a man who destroyed the greatest city on the planet yet was still able to go to Times Square on New Year’s Eve with his besties by his side, earned 156 votes.  Congrats to him.

In fourth and final place- the Beijing Bat Bug Award, aka the “Goat,”- is Governor Gavin Newsom with 143 votes.  Everyone in California hates this man but outside the borders of the Golden State, very few know what a reprobate this POS is.   

In fifth place and out of the running is the loser Mayor Eric Garcetti of Los Angeles who had 87 votes, mostly from friends and colleagues in that godforsaken city.

The Chi-Coms and Xi Jinping[i] should be quite pleased they have won the award because they most certainly deserve it.  Were it not for them infecting the entire world with a disease they cooked up in their Wuhan biowarfare lab, we might never have learned just how deep the sewage penetrated the ground.  Thanks to them doing what they did, we believe everyone across the globe now recognizes the danger posed by these insect-eating scumbags.

As for the runners-up, congratulations to them, too.  These are all prestigious awards and we celebrate them.  As for Mayor Garcetti, that putz might make it into next year’s running for the Fourth Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award hoping to join others who have gone before him.   After all, he has destroyed the second-largest restaurant city in America singlehandedly.  

That will do it for today.  Congratulations, winners!

B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki

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Thanks to local Oildale, California, street artist, Simone, what you see here is his representation of me.  No longer do we share photos- even old ones- as there are too many unbalanced people out there who will picket our restaurants, follow us home, and cause trouble.  Therefore- we write with aliases and share facsimiles now because when you own businesses as we do, it does not make a great deal of sense to share too much personal information lest people boycott our businesses or worse, attack our families and us.

Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki writes from Valencia, California, 91354.

Chef B.H. “BC” Cznystekinki is a Conservative Republican.

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[i] There was NO way these bozos were not going to win, folks.  NO one has ever seen anything like what the Chi-Coms did- send a virus around the world to hamper U.S. elections in the hope they would be able to topple Donald J. Trump.  NO one has ever seen anything like it.  Many fear that IF “Pro-China Joe” Biden enters the White House, within a week of him misplacing his hand on the Bible so as not to actually touch it, Chi-Com landing craft will be hitting the beaches of Taiwan what with air strikes and offshore shelling from the Chi-Com navy.  This will be the price frigging “Pro-China Joe” will have to pay them for having helped him WIN the election.  Yikes.

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Thanks to local Oildale, California, street artist, Simone, what you see here is his representation of me. No longer do we share photos- even old ones- as there are too many crazy f**ks out there who will picket our restaurants, follow us home, and cause trouble. Therefore- we write with aliases and share facsimiles now because when you own businesses as we do, it does not make a great deal of sense to share too much information lest people boycott our businesses or worse, attack our families and us. I always loved to cook and apprenticed as a young man which is what most of have done who write for the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day. We share a love for the culinary world and do our best to share that love with you. We hope you enjoy it! Chef B. H. “BC” Cznystekinki writes from Valencia, California.

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