Here are results for Round 1 of the 3rd Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- out of 26 failures and bums, we end up with a list of 13 losers for Round 2

Twenty-Third Contender: Fox News Channel: these turncoats earned 102 votes which puts them in the next round. These scumbags broke the hearts of millions of people around the world. The question is, WHY? Why did they cross over to the DARK SIDE?

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“Here are results for Round 1 of the 3rd Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- out of 26 failures and bums, we end up with a list of 13 losers for Round 2” by Executive Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus, ACF-CEC, CPC

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Here are the results for the first round of the Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award…

Century City, CA 90067, 12-17-2020 Thursday:   Friends, today is the day we announce the first-round voting for the Third Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, an award we one day hope is going to be as prestigious as are the Nobel Peace Prize, the Time-Life Person of the Year Award, or People Magazine’s whatever of the year award. 

We put a lot of thought into the creation of this honor because as we have said before, in the memory of one of the all-time worst communist thugs who ever drew breath– NKVD Chief Lavrentiy Beria, he is the perfect namesake for this colossal accolade.  Beria, as everyone should know by now, was an evil man who personally gave tens of thousands of condemned prisoners ‘lead to the back of the head’ in the bowels of the infamous Lubyanka Prison in Moscow.   He also was a serial rapist and a molester of young girls.  All in a day’s work in the world’s first communist state, eh? 

You see, whoever wins this tribute deserves a similar fate- in a humorous way of course.  It’s just for laughs, we would NEVER endorse violence happening to anyone, not even to communist-socialist thugs around the world or here within the borders of our very own beloved country.  We aren’t Antifa septic tank scum nor are we Black Lives Matter rent-a-thugs roaming the streets terrorizing the citizenry with impunity.[i]  We are civilized, proud, America-loving patriots and we enjoy having a laugh at the expense of our political enemies.     

As with last year’s draw, Chef Alvin will be doing the tabulations for us.  He has sent out the email ballots (hope the Chi-Coms don’t hack them) to our list of 1,248 voters this year. 

Unlike U.S. elections everyone MUST get their ballots in no later than this past Monday.  Everyone managed to meet the deadline which is good.  To move on from the first round, a nominee must have at least 25 votes.  From the second round, a total of 75 votes is required to move to the third round.  From the third round, one must have a total of 150 votes to contend for the BIG AWARD. 

The runner up will receive the coveted Nadaraia and Sarkisian Award while the third-place winner will win the Red Banner Idols Award.  Finally, for a laugh, we will award the fourth-place runner-up the Beijing Bat Bug Award, rather like the Goat in Charlie Brown.  I mean, fourth place sucks, right?  Everyone else will receive nothing because they are NOTHING.    

Okay, let us begin with our list of 26 contenders to which, I will make some comments as well as present the vote tally- in order- so I hope Alvin has added them up correctly.  Otherwise, we may have to send him to the gulags.   

First Contender: Southern Poverty Law Center.  These people are little more than a HATE GROUP that labels OTHER GROUPS as HATE GROUPS.  Still, no one cares about them, they received a total of 5 votes.  They’re out.[ii]

Second Contender: Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer: everyone who watches a channel OTHER than CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC understands this woman is a horrible human being, intoxicated by absolute power as though she were a Ceausescu[iii] or a Marie Antoinette.  Most people know who she is and despise her.  She pulled in 29 votes.  She’s on my list and will make it to the NEXT round.  All I can say is, “I am glad I don’t live in the Badger State” because if we did, we would join whatever militia seeks to depose her from office.  (LOL) 

Third Contender: Madeleine Albright: former U.S. Secretary of State under President Bill Clinton, the fossil pulled in 1 vote seeing as how she is a nobody now and no one cares what she has to say, especially when it comes to women who couldn’t pull the lever for Hillary.  She’s out- good riddance. .

Fourth Contender: Xi Jinping and communist China: since the Beijing bat virus hit the world, EVERYONE now recognizes the danger the Chi-Coms pose to the Free World and the communist country and its thug leader reaped a windfall of 265 votes.  You go, Chi-Coms, you go!

Fifth Contender: Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York.[iv]  I am amazed at how people hate this man, not just in this country but in other parts of the world.  Mo says people in Israel consider him an anti-Semite and thinks he should be in prison for going after Jews.  This dangling dog dingus pulled in 113 votes.  You are moving to the next round, Governor Moron, I mean, uh Cuomo, you, and Xi Jinping.

Sixth Contender: Chris Cuomo of CNN: 1 vote. Figures.  This fool has to be among the stupidest people in the world.  Way to go, Fraido!

Seventh Contender: UNKNOWN persons behind ‘Pro-China Joe’ Biden received ZERO votes.  Most everyone wrote to say that everyone knows it’s Beijing behind Biden which is why Xi Jinping and the Chi-Coms received as many votes as they did.

Eighth Contender: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, aka Sandy Cortez, aka Baby Evita, aka George Soros’ mattress- most people despise this marionette but most think she is undeserving of the award this year.  She pulled in a measly 27 votes.  Still, ‘the Fly’ is moving to round two.

Ninth Contender: California Governor Gavin Newsom- people hate this scumbag, especially after the world saw him enjoying a fine dining experience at the French Laundry up in Yountville, California, in the scenic Napa Valley.  People want to see this dog impeached and I must say, they are more than half way in gathering signatures to remove him from office which explains WHY he raked in 181 votes.

Tenth Contender: New York City Mayor Bill Di Blasio- people despise this guy but we don’t have loads of voters within the city.  The pot-smoking, dimwitted mayor only received 41 votes.  Still, you surpassed the 25-vote threshold so you will be moving to the next round, you lucky putz.

Eleventh Contender: Black Lives Matter- right now, people are more concerned with the Chi-Coms than with their shock troops in the U.S.  They earned 12 votes.

Twelfth Contender: Antifa- like the previous contender, people feel we can deal with them at a later date.  They pulled in 22 votes.  We will deal with street trash like you scumbags at a later date.  You can count on it.

Thirteenth Contender: CNN anchor Don Lemon.  Like Fraido Cuomo, Little Donny pulled in 2 votes.  What a loser. 

Fourteenth Contender: Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot- like Gavin Newsom, people around the world detest this atrocious-looking woman who- like Nancy Pelosi- feels the rules ‘apply for thee but sure as hell not for me.’  She won 44 votes. 

Fifteenth Contender: Portland, Oregon, Mayor Ted Wheeler- the mayor of a once-beautiful place beset by strife caused nightly by the eleventh and twelfth contenders, this POS lowlife only earned 19 votes. Guess Portland deserves what it gets.  When they become tired with the daily violence, throw all the leftists OUT.  Sorry, Ted- better luck next year.

Sixteenth Contender: Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan- another loser like the previous loser, she only earned 18 votes even with people being murdered on her watch.  Wow.  Not good.  I bet next year she will be nowhere to be found.

Seventeenth Contender: Los Angeles, California, Mayor Eric Garcetti- this man has singlehandedly destroyed his city’s restaurant industry.  I mean, Holy Cow!  Him and Di Blasio should become a tag team, throwing people out of the ring and into the expensive seats and then body-slamming them.  He earned 49 votes.  You go, Mayor Garcetti, you go- worthless POS.

Eighteenth Contender: San Francisco Mayor London Nicole Breed: 3 votes.  I guess having a once-lovely city covered in human feces, discarded needles, puddles of urine, and even dead bodies does not count when we have far worse villains than this leftist whelp.  I doubt we will see her next year either because she is a NOTHING, a LOSER, and a LOW-LIFE.

Nineteenth Contender: Racist pimp lawyer Benjamin Crump- most people said, “WHO?”  He earned ZERO votes.[v] 

Twentieth Contender: Nancy Pelosi Impeachment of Trump- everyone thinks we have bigger fish to fry.  Still, this horrendous event pulled in 34 votes.  Shocking.

Twenty-First Contender: Barack Hussein Obama- EX-president.  People now believe the Golden Boy is Beijing’s man on the ground.  He pulled in 117 votes.  You go, Barack, you go! 

Twenty-Second Contender: Dominion Voting Systems from Canada- most people do not know much about these election-stealing scalawags so they earned a measly 41 votes.  This company has the power to overturn elections and overthrow governments.  We need to start dropping nukes on Ottawa.  Justin- the bombs begin falling in 30 minutes; take cover you POS.

Twenty-Third Contender: Fox News Channel: these turncoats earned 102 votes which puts them in the next round.  These scumbags broke the hearts of millions of people around the world.  The question is, WHY?  Why did they cross over to the DARK SIDE? 

Twenty-Fourth Contender: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer- this perennial loser received 101 votes.  There you, go “Crying Chuck” makes it to Round 2…

Twenty-Fifth Contender: Iran.  Again, we have bigger fish to fry right now.  They earned 17 votes. 

Twenty-Sixth Contender: Roger Goodell, NFL commissioner- 4 votes.  He deserves far more seeing as how his lack of testosterone leadership has destroyed a once admirable sport.

We end up with 13 nominees out of 26 so these lucky contestants will be moving to the next round.  Next Thursday, you will get the results of Round 2 and then on New Year’s Eve, you get the results for the third round.  Then, on January 7, 2021, you will find out who our winners are going to be.   It’s going to be exciting, my friends. 

I will see you tomorrow.  Have a great day and let us pray that somehow Donald Trump is going to win.  Do you not think it strange that Senator Kamala Harris has yet to resign her U.S. Senate seat?  Maybe she did it yesterday, I don’t know.  But if she hasn’t, you know, is preparing for the BIG MOVE to the Naval Observatory where the Second Couple resides, what does that say about what she and “Pro-China Joe” are thinking? 

Just saying.  

Tiresias

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“Here are results for Round 1 of the 3rd Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award- out of 26 failures and bums, we end up with a list of 13 losers for Round 2” by Executive Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus, ACF-CEC, CPC

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ENDNOTES:


[i] Here’s the hilarious thing: looks like the ‘incoming Pro-China Joe Biden administration is reneging on its promises to Black Lives Matter.  He is keeping them at double arm’s length because they are violent trash promoting Marxism and not civil rights.  We think both BLM and Antifa must be eradicated to the last man.  Now.

[ii] And the SPLC should be out as they are little more than white leftists calling everyone a racist, bigot, a homophobe, a hater, or whatever other charge they wish to make on any given day.  I piss on them.

[iii] Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu were communist dictators in Romania who overstayed their welcome and with the fall of the Soviet Union, they fell with it in a very bloody and public way.

[iv] I found it extremely funny to see this moron put onto his back foot by allegations of #MeToo.  It’s ugly men like this who give males a bad name because it’s clear they have to grope and grab women in order to cop any kind of a feel.  His moron younger brother seems like he’s in a perpetual ‘roid rage’ as he’s always talking shit and acting like a fool.  At 80 years of age, I could drop this POS.

[v] We haven’t seen this blood-sucking leech for the past couple of months.  Where are you, Mr. Crump?  POS.

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Longtime professional chef, born in Greece, emigrated to the United States in the late 1940s where my parents opened a Greek restaurant on the East Coast and then in Southern California. My siblings and I took over the restaurants from our parents in 1999 and haven't looked back since. I have been a longtime author at the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day and now am a chef-blogger here at our WordPress site.

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