TODAY IN HISTORY—TUESDAY, OCTOBER 06, 2020

OO. 2015 Tuesday: New reports surface that Hillary Clinton’s private email server- the one in her basement near the crapper that stored up to 55,000 pages of confidential documents during her time as secretary of state underwent more assaults than previously suspected and/or confirmed. Additional attacks came from communist China (say it ain’t so!), Germany, and South Korea. Hillary said only information on her Pilates training and daughter Chelsea’s wedding were on that acid-washed and bleach-bitted server. Uh, okay.