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THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF CULINARY POLITICS-ELEMENTAL NEWS OF THE DAY COMMENTARY-OPINION-SPORTS-FOOD SERVICE FOR MONDAY, MAY 18, 2020 BY CHEF MURPH MACDOUGAL
“Hubby Elizondo- born and raised in Venezuela- says California’s ‘stay at home orders’ are a prelude for bringing Marxism-Maoism-and-Chavismo to our state and to the nation” by Chef Murph MacDougal
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By the time Donald Trump leaves office, China might be a FREE nation once again…
San Luis Obispo, CA 93403, 05-18-2020 Monday: Hello again from the dying California town of San Luis Obispo, a lovely place when everything is NOT in shut-down mode; however, in shutdown mode, tourists don’t come, money isn’t spent, and the people in the hospitality industry go without paychecks. It is ugly, it’s shameful, and it’s clear that loser Gov. Gavin Newsom is okay with a rapidly disappearing tax base. Hubby Elizondo (Eli among friends and family) says our restaurant cannot last much longer and if we do not throw open the doors and take our chances come June 1, it’s all over.
We never thought we would be in these dire circumstances. The business that has sustained our family for several generations is slowly withering on the vine. Eli, no stranger to socialism seeing as how he was born and raised in Venezuela, believes this is the first step to a socialist-communist overthrow of the U.S. government.
Furthermore, he believes that the leftist skunks lurking among the shadows of the Democratic Party are using this ‘pandemic’ to usher in a new Marxist-Maoist-Chavismo totalitarian government, one that will maintain its power by keeping its boots atop our necks.
Eli is one of the few who can travel between the United States and Venezuela as he has family there, family he occasionally returns to see when things are not tense between their nation and ours.
Even as someone who was born there and who has ties to the country, the Maduro secret police forces, the Bolivarian National Intelligence Service, aka SEBIN, monitor the goings and comings of every person entering and/or leaving their country like Washington state Governor Jay Inslee wants restaurants in his fiefdom to do (ostensibly to track potential and possible cases of the Kung Flu- communist China’s gift to the world).
When the pandemic first hit, we held onto our inventory at the restaurant for the first week; then we invited our kitchen and floor staff to take everything home as the chance of reopening anytime soon did not seem possible, especially given the government we have in our state. Rather than keep things going, we shut the power down and went home.
Like everyone else, we rushed down to Ralphs, to Vons, to the Oriental Market, and California Fresh Foods, store shelves were bare, paper goods nonexistent, even running to the SLO Food Co-Op proved to be a depressing endeavor.
Eli said to me, “Welcome to Venezuela, hola Cuba, buenos días, Nicaragua, this is what socialism looks like, bebé niña, hardly anything on the shelves and what remains is not something you would want to eat like off-brand split pea soup from Slovenia and imported, out-of-date chicken mulligatawny from Pakistan. However,” words to the wise, “if you are starving, you will eat anything, mi pequeño girasol Incluso los perros, gatos, ratas y murciélagos como los chinos!” He would know.
At the same time, we also are thankful that we live only in California and not in some thuggish place like Michigan. Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is a repulsive person with her long, Frankenstein-like head, there is no reason for her to be doing the things she is doing yet if people question her ‘orders,’ she extends them another 2-3 months.
I will admit that I am surprised that the people of her state and the Michigan National Guard have not stormed the governor’s mansion in Lansing, drug her out in her nighty and given her a good thrashing. Can’t buy gardening supplies? Can’t purchase paint to give the house a new coat? WTF?
I suspect Gov. Newsom is beginning to tremble a bit as even though both recall efforts meant for the November ballots failed get enough signatures (Hey! Someone do what Democrats do and pay 1.5 million illegals to sign the petitions!) meaning, we are stuck with him for the time being, the union workers are beginning to get angry with little ‘Silver Spoon.’
If the unions remove their support, Gov. Newsom is as good as gone and believe you me, we have loads of Caltrans people in and around SLO and they are not happy with the way things are.
Even though they are on Sacramento’s payroll, the longer this shutdown continues the less likely they are to continue receiving their full benefits or have their pensions funded properly. Pull out that leg of the stool and Gavin Newsom’s kingdom will implode in upon itself.
Friends, it’s good to be back and yes, I have much to say about the communist Chinese and their ineptitude of keeping the Wuhan Flu confined to their laboratories. They let this scourge escape Wuhan on purpose and made sure their ‘Typhoid Marys’ carried the crap to every part of the world except Antarctica.
By the time this mess ends, they will be on the hook for hundreds of trillions of dollars and if Donald Trump is as smart as I believe him to be, by the time he leaves office, China could be a FREE nation again along with Tibet, Hong Kong, and Taiwan.
Wouldn’t that be great! See you tomorrow.
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Above, you see the caricature created for me by Bakersfield street artist, the amazing Simone. We have gone this route because of increasing threats against the blog and its members. I began my career as a young chef in the kitchen back in 1975, earlier than that. I apprenticed underneath my father and spent six years working for him in his British-Irish restaurant in Fresno, California. I later moved to Frazier Park, California, and spent quite a few years working in the area and that is where I met Stinkbug. Anyhow, I am now working at a country club over on the coast near San Luis Obispo. Please note: this is my pen name and any photos of me are simply outdated photos adopted for maintaining my privacy.
Chef Murph MacDougal writes from San Luis Obispo, California 93403.
Chef Murph MacDougal is a proud member of the Libertarian Party of the United States.
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05-18-2020 Monday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMCLXXIII: “Hubby Elizondo- born and raised in Venezuela- says California’s ‘stay at home orders’ are a prelude for bringing Marxism-Maoism-and-Chavismo to our state and to the nation” by Chef Murph MacDougal.
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