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MESSAGE TO GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: LIFT STAY-AT-HOME ORDERS OR LOSE YOUR SEAT
“In defiance of Gov. Gavin Newsom’s stay-at-home orders, we are reopening our restaurant and lounge, on May 1 and will do it in the manner of a speakeasy- via subterfuge and invitation ONLY” by Chef Kilgore Randalini
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Funny how a good ‘pandemic’ exposes the true fascists lurking among us…
Bakersfield, CA 93304, 04-29-2020 Wednesday: Let me let you in on a little secret: we are reopening our doors on May 1, 2020, but don’t tell anyone. We are sending out invitations to our loyal customers and are going to reopen our restaurant and saloon in the manner of a speakeasy. We ask that everyone park several blocks away and then ambulate along side streets from both the west and east of Chester Avenue, to then come to our backdoor where we will have a sentry posted. She will check invitations and then our security personnel will walk people into the facility, two-by-two, so they can then drink and dine with us.
It’s sad that we have to behave this way but I am telling you, if we don’t find a way to reopen openly in California, many places are going to go out of business like the Noriega Hotel, a place that has served Bakersfield customers for 83 years. Eighty-three years without ever shutting down but thanks to communist China and to California Governor Gavin “The Smiler” Newsom, they and many other fine eateries will close.
Look, I get it, no one wants to get ill. However, California’s numbers are extremely low and here in Kern County[i], I believe at last count, we have no more than five deaths from the Wuhan Flu. We are behaving like people did when the Black Death swept through Europe in the Dark Ages, people are lurking indoors[ii] where they are more inclined to pick up this miserable Chinese manmade virus, get sick, and possibly die, than they are if they go out into the bright sunshine and fresh air.
Sunshine is always a great disinfectant, its powerful rays can do much good just as they can harm people with sensitive skin. We have to use our noggins, our common sense, we cannot behave like uneducated baboons but the hotter it gets and the more irritated the population becomes, the more we are going to go outdoors and defy the fascists demanding we don’t.
Here in Bakersfield, there are so many restaurants like the Noriega and the Black Bear Diner that if we don’t lift the quarantine and soon, many of these places will go out of business.
People have scrimped and saved to open hole-in-the-wall eateries, they serve ethnic foods, pizza, pasta, you name it, they have opened them across the city and county. We may very well have more than 350-400 eateries in Bakersfield alone.
No matter what government says about the economy roaring back to life the moment Governor Newsom finds his balls and ‘flips the switch,’ many dining establishments- especially those with lengthy histories- may not be able to do so. Thousands of workers in Bakersfield and Kern County will be unemployed just as will millions of food service workers across the country. These people vote and they KNOW who bears responsibility for the loss of their jobs. It ain’t Donald Trump[iii].
Hence why we are saying “F**k it” and are going to reopen in the manner of a speakeasy. We will do whatever we must and if Sheriff Youngblood[iv] feels compelled to send deputies to arrest my wife and I and to shut our facility down should some jealous reprobate turn us in, we will do so again and again and again until they send us to state prison.
I say, the time is now to end this insanity. The only ones benefitting from it (other than the Chin) are power-hungry, left-wing governors like that skank in Michigan. I agree with my colleagues that if Antifa is a REAL fascist-fighting group and NOT a fascist group, itself, they should mobilize, head to Michigan, and fight Reichsmarshall Gretchen Whitmer[v]. That woman needs to do a stint in the joint for quashing the civil rights of the people who elected HER to lead THEM.
Funny how a ‘crisis’ like a ‘pandemic’ demonstrates WHO the REAL fascists are and where they lurk. Funny, ain’t it that it’s always the Democrats who seek omnipotence and not Republicans, Libertarians, and independents. Truly funny.
See you tomorrow.
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Chef Kilgore Randalini writes from Bakersfield, California 93304.
Chef Kilgore Randalini is an Independent.
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04-29-2020 Wednesday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMCLIV: “In defiance of Gov. Gavin Newsom’s stay-at-home orders, we are reopening our restaurant and lounge, on May 1 and will do it in the manner of a speakeasy- via subterfuge and invitation ONLY” by Chef Kilgore Randalini.
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[i] California statistics tell us that Kern County has had 828 reported cases of the Wuhan Virus and just five deaths. As the second largest county in the state, we see that number as extremely good. We weren’t out there behaving irresponsibly hugging Chinamen in the streets as they were in some much more liberal parts of the state.
[ii] The Black Death, aka Bubonic Plague, was spread by the fleas that lived on vermin and when people closed themselves inside their abodes, they put themselves more at risk because they were living with the vectors that were infecting them.
[iii] Everyone, other than the most obtuse, knows that President Trump acted quickly in doing everything he could to prevent COVID-19 from running amok in the country. The Kung Flu became his number one job even while the Democrats were trying to impeach the man. He closed off travel, first from all of mainland China and then from Europe where the coronavirus was trying to get here via the ‘back door’ of European travel into the United States. He also stepped up border enforcement even as Democrats wailed and screeched that he was violating the rights of illegal aliens. Last I heard, illegal aliens have NO rights.
[iv] Sheriff Donny Youngblood is good law enforcement as is the Bakersfield Police Department. We do not believe any local law enforcement would crack down on people exercising their constitutional rights, especially when the weather continues warming and everyone says, “F**k it.”
[v] This woman is a whack job and we hope that when the ‘crisis’ ends, the U.S. Department of Justice will pursue all of these dictatorial POS governors and local leaders who have done their best to behave like Nazis.
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