Chef James Tobiason
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THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF CULINARY POLITICS-ELEMENTAL NEWS OF THE DAY COMMENTARY-OPINION-SPORTS-FOOD SERVICE FOR MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2020 BY CHEF JAMES TOBIASON
“In October 2019, I was talking about ‘opium wars’ and in April 2020, I am still talking about ‘opium wars’ along with the new, ‘racist virus,’ COVID-19, also from China” by Chef James “JT” Tobiason
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Last time I was here…we were talking about- you guessed it- China
Visalia, CA 93277, 04-13-2020 Monday: Greetings, folks, it is I, the “Constitutional Chef.” I hope you had a happy Easter celebration yesterday although, I am not sure where you would have thanks to our communist Chinese friends. Thanks to them for infecting the world with a highly contagious virus that has allowed pot shops and liquor stores to remain open as ‘essential businesses’ while Jewish and Christian houses of worship have been shut down for being ‘non-essential.’ Hmmm, tell that to the Bill of Rights you Marxist local and state leaders. I do not see mosques being shutdown but synagogues and churches, you had better believe it.
What a difference six months can make. When I was last here in October 2019, I was writing posts at both of our Google Blogger sites until the scum running the show there took their best shot and shut us down. Shut us the f**k down. That is not right yet that’s what the left-wing hacks running the world’s greatest search engine and app site did. We should have known when Sundar Pichai shut down Google Plus, another popular social media site, all because- according to him- they ‘was hacked.’
Last I was here, my final two posts had to deal with- you guessed it- China. I was pissed off at China, being among the original bloggers here at the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day (now the AICPENDBLOG.COM) to label what the Chinese are doing to the United States of America as being akin to an OPIUM WAR.
The only thing that does not jive with the U.S. being the target of a reverse opium war is that the United States did not wage the series of opium wars on China that forced them into territorial concessions and global humiliation and allowed them to become a prime target for the empire of Japan in the 1930s. No, the guilty party in that series of conflicts was Great Britain. Why us?
The People’s Republic of China understands that the United States likes its drugs, its narcotics, its crack cocaine, its meth, you name it, we like it, which ain’t good, I will give you that. Still the sons of Mongols running the country claim to be our ‘friends.’
They also understand that they can deflect a great deal of criticism by pouring gasoline onto our ‘race issues,’ then tossing a match on it and watching it ignite, burning for days like some dried up, overgrown national forest. Light it up, jump back, and watch it go.
Well, we have both. We have a drug problem the Chinese love using their cartel buddies to move across the border into our country, only the president is securing the border and thanks to the Wuhan Flu, thousands of illegal aliens are finally being kicked out and returned to their homes. ‘What to do, what to do,’ ponders Comrade Xi, ‘lost all my mules.’
How about the Wuhan Virus Crisis, one they concocted up in the city of Wuhan where people eat dogs, cats, bats, rats, snakes, anteaters, hamsters, gerbils, maybe even baby panda bears, scorpions, sow bugs, crickets, and anything else drawing breath and then sell the bloody meat and entrails to the goons working in the germ warfare laboratories that just so happen to be in…Wuhan.
COVID-19 now is blazing its way around the world, main target, the United States. We hear that this malevolent virus likes hunting down black folks, brown folks, and other minorities and leaves white folks mostly alone. So now, the virus is racist, too.
Even if it’s a load of BS, the news media runs with it, the president says he’s ‘alarmed by it’ and that he will get to the bottom of it, and all the while the commies in Beijing are smiling and grinning and picking and whatever else it is these lowlife, scum-sucking motherfu**ers do. Shame on them and me sure as heck hope we burn them down when this ends and it will END.
Friends, it’s good to be back. I do not know how long as we have quite a few Chinese folks living around Visalia and who knows, they might come and whack me, dump my body in the nearest canal and go home smiling. Nope, ain’t gonna happen, my wife and I love conceal carry and we pack every single day of the year.
Bring it on. See you tomorrow. We will survive this.
James “JT” Tobiason
Professional Baker, American Baker’s Association, Certified Working Chef, ACF, CWC
The cartoonish caricature of me you see at this blog is by Bakersfield, California, up-and-coming street artist, Simone, and it resembles me back in the 1980’s when I was an Executive Sous Chef at a hotel in Monterey, California, 30-plus years ago. I originally came from Salinas, California, spent time in Fresno and Bakersfield, and currently am working at a fine-dining restaurant in Visalia, California. I began cooking in 1967 when I apprenticed under a top chef working in the Napa Valley. As you know, retirement for chefs never comes until we either can no longer stand up in the kitchen, have become too drunk, or have developed an excruciatingly bad case of senility. I meet NONE of those requirements.
Chef James “JT” Tobiason writes from Visalia, California.
Chef James “JT” Tobiason is a member of the CONSTITUTION PARTY OF THE UNITED STATES but due to it being somewhat nonexistent in California, votes for either the GOP or the Libertarian candidates.
You can contact Chef Tobiason at Chefjt3295MM@hotmail.com
CHEF JAMES TOBIASON
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04-13-2020 Monday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMCXXXVIII: “In October 2019, I was talking about ‘opium wars’ and in April 2020, I am still talking about ‘opium wars’ along with the new, ‘racist virus,’ COVID-19, also from China” by Chef James “JT” Tobiason.
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