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“No matter what the Pied Piper of socialism- Comrade Bernie- promises, nothing in this life- other than a lifetime of misery and servitude- is ever FREE” by Chef Elmer K. Hootenstein
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NO matter what Bernie says, NOTHING is FREE
Los Angeles, CA 90064, 03-08-2020 Sunday: Guten Morgen meine Freunde, this is going to be my final post of the first round of 2020. I will return, most likely in six months, which will make it September and from there, we will be steaming along to the November Elections. It is going to be so exciting. It is going to be up to us- the older generations- to school these ignorant moronic young people who will drop to their knees before a craven old socialist, give him the big, sloppy kiss, as long as he will give them everything for “FREE.”
In any world, in any political system, NOTHING is for FREE unless you sit at the top of the heap in the fabled one percent. Oh, don’t be so stupid as to believe that communist systems do not have their own “one percent,” they most certainly do, and YOU and YOU and YOU will not be in it, you ignorant losers.
When you hear Bernie Sanders talking about FREE education, FREE health care, FREE housing, FREE jobs, FREE this and FREE that, it means the exact opposite: YOU are going to pay something of enormous value so you can get whatever is promised for free.
Now, all you young people who never bought records or cassette tapes and the like back in the day, you know nothing about Columbia Music or whatever the heck that it was where the advertisements said, “YOU CAN GET 15 ALBUMS OR CASSETTES OF YOUR CHOICE FOR $0.50 (AND SHIPPING AND HANDLING) IF YOU JOIN OUR MUSIC CLUB.”
Wow. Who the heck would not want to get 15 RECORDS (OR CASSETTE TAPES) for fifty cents? I mean everyone did. So, you peruse the advertisement seeking the albums you want. When you find some that you want but not everything, you opt to get some you may not know the bands or the singer but you say, “What the heck? For fifty cents, I am getting all this wonderful music up front, all I need do is send them four bits and I am going to get this music, just need to sign the contract. Ba-bam, we’re there,” and off your music choices and payment go.
Now, after 3-5 weeks, all the music arrives in the mail. You are so excited. All you need do every month is to buy 1-2 choices at ‘discounted prices’ and all is well, as long as you get the certificate of purchase and your choices back to the music people on time. Cool huh?
But if you do not get the mailer in by the required date, they send you 4-6 albums, many not even remotely similar to the purchases you’ve made over the months. If you don’t want them, you merely need to repackage them and get them back in the mail and hope they arrive by a certain date. If they don’t, you get a bill and then you need to call them up and dispute the bill. It becomes a frustrating mess.
Back in the 1960s, 1970s, probably the 1980s and maybe even 1990s or until ripping CDs to one’s computer and MP3 files became the rage, this was the standard scam of the day. There wasn’t a single person who did not fall for this crap which is amazing as giving away 15 albums FREE tells you actually that the cost of a LP record is not all that much as otherwise, they could not eat such a big loss.
Anyhow, that is the deal with FREE as promoted by Bernie. YOU are going to pay massive taxes which will give you FREE education and FREE health care. The education won’t be so hot and the health care even worse so regret will set in extremely quick. YOU won’t be able to do anything about it.
Socialism never works. The people of Venezuela bought the scam and look at them now, every average person has lost at least 20 pounds under Chavez-Maduro and has resorted to eating their pets and zoo animals and all kinds of vermin that your average Chinaman would turn their nose up to like garden slugs and snails. It is what it is.
Friends, do not let the leftists seduce you into buying into this FREE-FREE-FREE BS as it never lasts and the quality of whatever they give you in exchange for milking you dry is never as good as advertised.
Young people, ask anyone over the age of 50 to explain things to you as if you don’t, you will allow the Pied Piper of Socialism to yank you into the alley and give you something you would never want under any circumstances: a lifetime of poverty and misery as you will never be among the top one percent.
See you in September! Tomorrow, El Chilote- the one and only Chef Hector Santanamos De Soto will be here. Welcome him with open arms. Gott segne euch alle!
Elmer K. Hootenstein
Elmer K. Hootenstein
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Like the rest of my colleagues here at the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day, I turned my likeness over to up-and-coming Bakersfield, California, street artist, Simone and this among other images is what I got. Kudos, Simone, Kudos for making me look, uh, so dignified. The purpose is to maintain our privacy as in professional foodservice, to irritate the wrong people can cause negative consequences.
Ah well, I spent most of my life working in food service in a variety of states and places. Among my stops was one in Washington State where I met Stinkbug in the WSCA. We have been friends ever since and have been working long and hard to create an enjoyable reading experience for our fans, provided Google Blogger will allow the public to see us.
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03-08-2020 Sunday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMCII: “No matter what the Pied Piper of socialism- Comrade Bernie- promises, nothing in this life- other than a lifetime of misery and servitude- is ever FREE” by Chef Elmer K. Hootenstein.
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