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“Like a bowl of two-day old pork and chicken goulash and served by the graveyard cook as a ‘midnight special’ on the bar run, impeachment stinks and is only going to continue getting worse” by Chef Vladimir Gdansk
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Once again, it appears the mistake was on OUR end…
Mukilteo, WA 98275, 01-17-2020 Friday: Well, my friends, it appears that Google Domains was not at fault but our beloved Stinkbug who renewed our domains but failed to update his credit card. My, my, my, Stinky, you need to update your info or you are going to find the blogs shut down, ICANN howling at the door, and someone in Honduras grabbing our domains and off to the races they go.
Don’t you just love it when you hear liberal Democrats talking about their solemn duty to hold this president accountable? Sheesh, I remember all sorts of things that Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton managed to get away with, whether it was Clinton’s friends raising millions of dollars from foreign sources with which to fight off the impeachment wolves in the Senate or Obama-led House members going through all manner of contortions to force Obamacare through to law.
President Clinton was impeached and Obama should have been impeached. In the case of the former, there was no appetite in the U.S. Senate to convict the guy and remove him from office and in the case of the latter, well, he was the first nonwhite (well, half-nonwhite) president in U.S. history and NO one was ever going to impeach him.
Then, we have no choice other than to watch these super-sanctimonious Democrats as they raise the Constitution- repeatedly- and the House speaker recites poems about the midnight ride of Paul Revere and other laughable stuff that although important to American historians has nothing to do with impeaching a sitting president. Nothing.
Friends, everything we are watching is a carefully orchestrated charade. It is meant for television consumption. On one side we have Fox News Channel and Newsmax and on the other, we have ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, and perhaps CNBC and all of them spins it the way they do with the hopes of changing hearts and minds.
I believe everyone’s mind is made up. I know mine certainly is as are those of my family, friends, employees, neighbors, and others with whom I come into contact just as I am sure are those of everyone else. Therefore, whatever impeachment ‘trial’ occurs in the U.S. Senate will be before a highly partisan jury who already know- except for perhaps 3-4 moderates,- how they plan to vote.
The thing I find highly fascinating is that everyone pretends as though they have open minds. I say, “Good for them, if you feel better by pretending, then go for it, because I have no problem telling everyone how I feel: impeaching Trump is a bowl of leftover, two-day old pork and chicken goulash. Beginning to stink, beginning to smell, and someone sure as heck needs to put it down the garbage disposal and send it on its way.”
Only problem is, the proprietor wants to milk a few more bucks out of it and so hands it over to the graveyard line cook to run as a ‘midnight special.’ Yum, yum, yum! Hopefully the guests consuming it will be so drunk during the 2:00 A.M. bar run that by the time the goulash begins coming out both ends over the course of the next 2-3 days; they won’t remember greedily slurping the nasty stuff down.
That is the world in which, we live. Unscrupulous politicians like unscrupulous chefs can do great damage to the people they claim to serve. I wish my senators would serve my needs but they don’t: both Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell are the worst of the worst and my hope is, when they come up for reelection, we will be able to send both of them packing.
Friends, thanks for putting up with our mix-ups here at the blog. We love Google and hope they love us and we thank them for helping us sort of our snafus out. FUBB, folks. Thank God we have not lost them.
See you tomorrow. God bless and thanks again.
Chef Vladimir Gdansk writes from Mukilteo, Washington.
Chef Vladimir Gdansk is a moderate Republican.
Contact Chef Vladimir at the following email address draculachef222HMaya@gmail.com.
CHEF VLADIMIR GDANSK
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01-17-2020 Friday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMLII: “Like a bowl of two-day old pork and chicken goulash and served by the graveyard cook as a ‘midnight special’ on the bar run, impeachment stinks and is only going to continue getting worse” by Chef Vladimir Gdansk.
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