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“Between BS articles of impeachment and the greatest list of losers since 2004 seeking the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination, I think it’s going to be a good year for Republicans and for Trump” by Chef Vladimir Gdansk
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The Democrats can go to hell…
Mukilteo, WA 98275, 01-13-2020 Monday: Greetings from the frigid Northwest, folks. Wintertime is in full swing, the air is cold, the water choppy, and the fish extremely tasty, flavorful, and selling like hotcakes. I love living here because we are far enough away from Seattle that we do not share in similar problems as they do. We do not have people taking dumps in doorways nor do we have junkies lining the streets of beautiful Mukilteo. I would hope everyone who wants to abandon the Emerald City or San Francisco might consider joining us here or across the water on Whidbey Island, still a lovely place to live and raise a family.
I understand that tomorrow, House Speaker Pelosi is going to commune with her House Democrats and they are going to determine how they are going to move the impeachment of our president forward. While many still believe she is going to send the articles of impeachment to Mitch McConnell tomorrow or Wednesday, I am inclined to believe that she will continue clinging to them like an old welfare crone clings to a Ritz cracker outside the homeless shelter in Seattle. It’s all she has, people.
Before I continue down this vein, I want to congratulate our enfeebled speaker for having won our Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award and by such a glorious margin. Who, other than she, could have pulled off a feat such as that? She most certainly deserves the award and I hope she will stagger around the halls of Congress clutching the notification letter to her breasts that…disgustingly…hang down to her waist. Yikes.
While I realize it is unmanly to slam the old bag, how is someone like me supposed to think about this vile woman? She has caused so much trouble for our president that I would love to see her stumble down the stairs and onto the basement floor. I detest her, I despise her, and I loathe her, much the same way I do that fawning moron, Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader.
I believe this November is going to be a BIG ONE and not the way the Democrats hope. I mean, look at their candidates, these people are the bottom of the barrel, they are the muck in which the flatfish of the Sound lurk. We have a woman who built her career atop the backs of the Native Americans as though they were nothing and she were something.
We have a gay guy who runs a crap-assed town in the Midwest, always at war with then-governor and now Vice President Mike Pence, when I can find nothing other than Mr. Pence behaving graciously toward this little big-nosed troll. Yet, the guy thumping the Bible continues blasting our VP as though he some sort of thug who sent homosexuals to concentration camps. Please, mayor, shut the hell up.
Then, we have an admitted socialist who in truth, is a frigging communist, a person who would so destroy our country that if he were to win the nomination and somehow the White House that the military would remove him from office. We cannot have communists running for the highest office of the land.
Then, we have two billionaires, neither of whom is wanted by the other Democrats, doing everything in their power to BUY the nomination and the White House. One made his wealth via coalmines in foreign countries and in privatized prisons while the other fines or imprisons restauranteurs such as me and thousands of others for serving oversized soft drinks and/or for putting salt on the table for our customers. Say what?
Then, we have smoking Old Joe. Need I say more? One can only feel sorry for the old guy, like an 87-year-old chef who has poisoned his diners unintentionally, he lacks the gray matter necessary to leave the gig and will continue clinging to his job while blaming the sous chefs and the line cooks and even the floor staff instead of himself.
Friends, this year is going to be fun, perhaps one of the best we will have because we are going to see even worse behavior by the Democrats as they seek to pound into us ‘how bad Trump is’ and ‘why he should be driven from office and sent to prison.’ I’m sorry, Dems, more people are working than ever, making more money, buying new cars and homes, it is a miracle what the president is doing and instead of working with him to strengthen the country, they want to drive him from office.
The Democrats can go to hell.
Chef Vladimir Gdansk writes from Mukilteo, Washington.
Chef Vladimir Gdansk is a moderate Republican.
Contact Chef Vladimir at the following email address draculachef222HMaya@gmail.com.
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01-13-2020 Monday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXLVIII: “Between BS articles of impeachment and the greatest list of losers since 2004 seeking the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination, I think it’s going to be a good year for Republicans and for Trump” by Chef Vladimir Gdansk.
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