JTF: To the notorious ‘Corn Pop,’ show yourself, from whatever ‘hood,’ from whatever prison cell, or from whatever alleyway where you set up your cardboard box; the world wants to see YOU

One thing I would love to see, however, and here it is: when Old Joe is talking about that bad ass ‘Corn Pop,” wouldn’t you love to see good old ‘Corn Pop’ rear his brutish head and take on the aged Democrat? 

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“JTF: To the notorious ‘Corn Pop,’ show yourself, from whatever ‘hood,’ from whatever prison cell, or from whatever alleyway where you set up your cardboard box; the world wants to see YOU” by Honorary Chef Moses Scharbug III

WINTER SESSION 2019

BLOG POST #3,348 AT THE AICP-END

310 DAYS UNTIL ELECTION DAY 2020

 

NEW YEAR’S EVE 2019

 

KWANZAA CELEBRATION 2019 DAY NUMBER SIX

 

As far as potential Democratic presidents go, Joe Biden would be the best for which to hope…

Oildale, CA 93308, 12-31-2019 Tuesday:  Welcome to the New Year’s Eve edition of the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day; tomorrow is going to be 2020.  Where the heck does all the time go?  Seems like it was 1999 and everyone was sweating bullets over Y2K and what the computers were going to do.  Were they going to cause World War III and begin firing off all the nuclear-tipped missiles?  No one knew.  Everyone was chomping at the bit and then, lo and behold, nothing occurred.  Then, all we had to fear was the countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012.

I was born in 1932 and Joe Biden was born in 1942.  Imagine that.  I am more on the ball than “CHOMO Joe” but you have to love the guy.  Sure, he might stumble around and get his foot stuck in his mouth more times than one can shake a stick but hey, ‘that’s just Joe.’  Gotta love the guy, no doubt about it whatsoever and if he won the nomination of the “Democratic-Socialist Party of America,” (i.e., the modern ‘Democratic Party),’ I would not be as afraid of him winning the White House as I would some of the other far-left loonies seeking their nomination.

One thing I would love to see, however, and here it is: when Old Joe is talking about that bad ass ‘Corn Pop,” wouldn’t you love to see good old ‘Corn Pop’ rear his brutish head and take on the aged Democrat?

Imagine if the ‘notorious’ (and probable figment of Joe’s senile mind) came out and said the following:

“Why Old Joe talking trash about me?  Why?  I used to whoop his ass every day in grade school, used to beat his pussy butt in junior high school, and in high school, I used to whoop him out behind the stadium every single day and take his lunch money.  Joe’s nothing but a little bitch, always was and will forever be…motherf**ker!”

Now, for all we know, ‘Corn Pop’ is a straw man that allowed the former vice president to bring up ‘how the little black kids used to bounce up and down in his lap and stroke the hair on his legs when he came out of the swimming pool until it turned white.’

Now, I know that sounds pretty bad because when my wife and I were eating our breakfast and were watching the news, when Joe was standing there on the stump, black folks encircling him and said what he said, Lu about spit up her buckwheat pancakes and gasped, “WHAT?”

No one knows what possesses Old Joe to say the things he does but, he almost always says something that stretches the bounds of reality.  I realize politicians say stuff on the fly, yanking memories out of the back alleyways of their dimming minds and then transform them into campaign gold.

Now, one would have hoped that Old joe would have watched “The Wire” or “The Shield,” or even “Justified,” and would have recollected a better name than ‘Corn Pop.’  Sounds to me and Lu like the Obama crony was eating ‘Corn Pops’ for breakfast that day and latched onto the last thing he could summon up while on the stump.

His handlers must chomp on the bit, especially when he begins sucking on his wife’s finger while on the campaign trail or mentions the ‘little black kids bouncing up and down in his lap.’  I mean, what the hell, right?

However, when you put Old Joe up against people like Bernie Sanders (commie), Elizabeth Warren (liar and a commie), Mayor Pete (in what flipping world would a mayor from a crumbling small town even be sharing a stage with the others?), Tom Steyer (a billionaire whom the modern left loathes and who made his money on coalmines and private prisons), and Andrew Yang (seems to be common sense guy but in this era of China being our chief competitor ain’t no good), he looks mighty good.

Add to that the others lingering around like Amy Klobuchar (bitch), Cory Booker (creepy), Michael Bloomberg (totalitarian troll who wants to control everything), and the other schlubs- Michael Bennett, John Delaney, Marianne Williamson, Deval Patrick (what a flop), and whoever else- Old Joe looks pretty doggone good.  I’m telling you.

The question would be, who would Old Joe choose for his No. 2?  I would hope someone like Tulsi because if he chose one of the others, he most likely would be the president with the second shortest time in office- following William Henry Harrison (one month)- because followers of the others would probably whack him so Sanders, Warren, or Mayor Pete could take over and do the gig.

I am not wishing for anything bad to befall Old Joe and I am pretty damned sure that Donald Trump will win a second term- and then a third because the Supreme Court will grant him one due to all this fascist anti-Trump resistance (we can dream, can’t we?)- but if a Democrat should win, well, a ‘President Biden’ would be far better than a ‘President Sanders,’ a ‘President Warren,’ or a ‘President Mayor Pete.’  Can you imagine?

So, ‘Corn Pop,’ if you are still alive, why not come out and show yourself, from whatever ‘hood ‘ you might be selling crack in, from whatever prison cell, or from whatever alleyway you set your cardboard box up in, come out and show yourself.  Make one of the former vice president’s stories REAL.

See you tomorrow.  Have a happy and safe New Year’s Eve.  Be careful on the road.  I will be home ringing in the New Year watching the Fox News Channel’s 2020 New Year’s show.

Moses Scharbug III

Moses Scharbug III

Assistant Editor of the Elemental News of the Day

I spent my life as a university professor and then as an administrator at one of California’s State Universities in the Southland back in the 1970’s through the 1990s.  I’ve been retired for the past 24 years and have been the assistant editor of the END since its first incarnation at Choseit.com back in 2009.  A citizen of both the United States and now of my adopted homeland, Israel, my wife and I look forward to retiring in Tel Aviv most likely in 2021.

Moses Scharbug III writes from Oildale, California.

Moses Scharbug III is a proud member of the Republican Party.

Contact me at mosesscharbugiii305A@gmail.com

MOSES SCHARBUG III

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Author: Honorary Chef Moses Scharbug III Ph. D.

I was a university professor at one of California’s State Universities in the south land back in the 1970’s. I’ve been retired for the past 16 years and have been the assistant editor of the American Institute of Culinary Politics-Elemental News of the Day since its first incarnation back in 2009.

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