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“Impeachment to Democrats is akin to spiking the fruit punch with a massive dose of LSD-25- everyone is running around, crazy out of their throbbing minds- let’s hope the trip ends soon” by Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus
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Let us hope to see an end of the Democratic Party when impeachment ends and sanity returns to the country…
Century City, CA 90067, 12-18-2019 Wednesday: Impeachment is coming at us with the speed of an out-of-control freight train, roaring down an embankment and heading straight for us. The question is, who will be left standing following the preventable disaster? Answer: I think President Trump will remain in office, will win a second term in a tremendous blowout election, and that his coattails will carry numerous, likeminded Republicans into office with him. Why shouldn’t that be the case?
Tomorrow, I will share with you the results of the second round of voting for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award so I hope you will join me tomorrow. Alvin is working extremely hard at counting the votes. Today, however, we have more pressing issues to discuss and that is WHY have the Democrats become so crazy?
Pushing all reason and sanity aside, they seem intent on going after President Trump; they hate the man so much, all because he overcame a fixed election- fixed in favor of Hillary Rodham Clinton and against him using the tools of our government- and has no problem telling everyone about it.
Democrats hate the man so much; they are willing to do anything to drive him from office. Likewise, they hate his voters and bode us ill will and if one of the locoweed Democrats running to replace him should win the White House next November, Trump voters will become his or her number one targets, earmarked for destruction.
I hope impeachment undergoes a lengthy trial in the Senate. After all, my friend and colleague, Chef Roland Carl Davis first said- a couple of weeks ago- that IF the obsession with taking Trump out costs his party the White House in November 2020, he and his wife will NEVER vote for another Democrat as long as he lived.
The next day, however, he clarified his statements when he said that IF the 2020 and 2022 Elections led to MORE Democrats being added to the House and Senate so that when the ‘second impeachment’ manifests, that the Dems would have the necessary votes in the Senate to remove President Trump, that he would continue voting Democrat. However, if Dems lose everything in 2020 and 2022, that would be it for him.
Personally, I believe the Democrats are suffering from a mass delusion event, you know, sort of like when some scalawag spikes the punch with a hefty dose of LSD-25 and everyone goes bonkers. I have never seen such madness, most of it derived from their echo chambers of Twitter, Facebook, the mainstream news media, and whatever other padded chat rooms from which they obtain their ‘support.’
We now see the ghoulish Senate minority leader hack, Chuckie Schumer, aka ‘the Phantom of the Opera,’ the lecherous loser who cannot speak sans a pile of scrawled notes demanding witnesses when during the Clinton impeachment, he demanded NONE. What? Say it ain’t so, Chuck!
Many Democrats spent last weekend doing some ‘soul-searching’ to see what side they came down upon in the impeachment crusade against Trump. Like all good Kool-Aid-slurping leftwing losers, it was a foregone conclusion, except for a few brave souls, as to where the dribbling morons stand: IMPEACH the guy.
I think many of the Democrats aboard the impeachment wagon are repressed sexually and mentally. I mean, look at people like Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Jerrold Nadler, and others. When was the last time you think that any of these horrible three got laid? In Pelosi’s case, she with the Michael Jackson-like reconstructed nose hasn’t had a good schlepping since the last time she paid a teenage gigolo to do her. As for Schiff and Nadler, they both look like closet gays.
Then, we have others such as Mary Gay Scanlon, D-PA, Zoe Lofgren, D-CA, Sheila Jackson Lee (woof!), D-TX, Steve “Bucket-of-Fried-Chicken” Cohen, D-TN, Hank Johnson, D-GA, Theodore Deutsch, D-FL, Karen Bass, D-CA, Cedric Richmond, D-LA, and Hakeem Jeffries, D-NY. You think any of these people has a great sex life or do you think they have to pay for it? I think it’s the latter option unless, of course, they are spanking the wank in the congressional cloakroom.
Others on the House Judiciary Committee’s majority side are mobbed-up-appearing David Cicilline, D-RI, that ignorant moron and failed presidential candidate, Eric Swalwell, D-CA, the detestable Teddy Lieu, D-CA, Jaime Raskin, D-MD, Pramila Jayapal, D-WA, Val Demmings, D-FL, and Madeleine Dean, D-PA.
There are some others- backbenchers to say the least- who are as scurrilous as the rest of them but unworthy of taking up blogspace other than as endnotes[i]– who all deserve the same amount of derision and shunning as the rest.
Then we have others such as Maxine Waters, D-CA, who chairs the House Finances Committee, Eliot Engel, D-NY, who chairs the Foreign Affairs Committee, and Carolyn Maloney, D-NY, who chairs the House Oversight and Reforms Committee, all of these people look angry, unattractive, and only in the limelight because they chose the world of politics as their lifelong jobs.
Nancy Pelosi did famously say that impeachment had to be bipartisan to move ahead. The only bipartisanship that I see is the move NOT to impeach President Trump. We have even seen a defection or the possibility of defection but we won’t know for sure until the smoke clears and we see who is standing on which side of the aisle.
My hope is different from that of my colleague, Chef Roland. I hope the Democrats go down in a fiery ball of flames, I hope their party is as devastated as the Soviet Union was devastated by the presidency of Ronald Reagan. I hope the ensuing disaster is so volatile that congressional aides and Capitol Hill janitorial staff will be picking up the pieces, dumping them in waste bins, and dispatching them to the nearest forensics analysts for identification purposes.
Personally, I would dump them all in a mass grave, there for some future group of explorers to uncover and ponder. I hope their party follows them down this black hole and that the rest of the lunatics follow them down it into oblivion.
Join me tomorrow for Round No. 2 of the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award.
Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus
CEC, CPC, ACF
This is me as a young chef at an awards dinner at the Bon Adventure Hotel in the 1980’s when I was working there as the Night Sous Chef’s Assistant. I began cooking in the 1960’s in my native Greece before moving to Los Angeles, California, in the early 1970’s. I apprenticed under an ACF Master Chef shortly thereafter and now here I am. I still am involved in professional foodservice as an instructor.
Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus writes from Century City, CA.
Tiresias is a Moderate Republican whose parents were socialists.
Contact me at: Tiresiasthegreek2014@gmail.com
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12-18-2019 Wednesday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXII: “Impeachment to Democrats is akin to spiking the fruit punch with a massive dose of LSD-25- everyone is running around, crazy out of their throbbing minds- let’s hope the trip ends soon” by Chef Tiresias Helenus Grinikeodopuloposlus.
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Grinikeodopuloposlus, Tiresias. “Impeachment to Democrats is akin to spiking the fruit punch with a massive dose of LSD-25- everyone is running around, crazy out of their throbbing minds- let’s hope the trip ends soon.” Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXXII
FOR FURTHER READING:
12-05-2019 Th: “IF my party’s obsession with taking out #45 fails to bear fruit and worse, costs us the 2020 Presidential Election, my wife and I will NEVER vote for another Democrat as long as we live” by Chef Roland Carl Davis. Political Topics and Essays, Part MMIX
12-06-2019 F: “IF #45 wins re-election in Nov. 2020, there is ONE thing that will keep me voting Democrat- IF we capture the Senate thereby ousting ‘Cocaine Mitch’ and increase House members; then, hello, Impeachment No. 2!” by Chef Roland Carl Davis. Political Topics and Essays, Part MMX
12-08-2019 Su: “We Democrats must keep our eyes on the prize which means we could lose in 2020 but win BIG in 2022 and accomplish what we desire most, the ouster of #45 and into federal prison” by Chef Roland Carl Davis. Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXII
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[i] The others on the House Judiciary Committee’s Democratic side of the aisle are: J. Luis Correa, D-CA, Sylvia Garcia, D-TX, Joe Neguse, D-CO, Lucy McBath, D-GA, Greg Stanton, D-AZ, Debbie Mucarsel-Powell, D-FL, and Veronica Escobar, D-TX.