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“The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award’s second grouping of contestants is here today, some you might know and expect, some for a second time, whereas others could be a complete surprise” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici
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We complete the list of entrants for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award today…
Pumpkin Center, CA 93313, 12-10-2019 Tuesday: My sous chef, Gio, told me Monday afternoon that ‘IF the Lavrentiy Beria Award ever became REAL, that he would be proud to serve as ‘Mr. Beria’ and dish out the punishments to the scuzz-bag Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee.’ He also told me that he has never seen something so contemptible as what we witnessed yesterday and that the sooner we can get through this abomination the sooner we might be able to enjoy what’s left of the Yuletide Season.
I do not blame him for feeling this way I, myself, wish that I could be standing behind each of the scumbags on the list for the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award and dole out the punishments allotted by the law, in this case, punishment for treason. While some say that the gallows is the way to go for deceitful sons of bitches, I prefer the Lavrentiy Beira method which dictates lead to the back of the head. Just kidding, folks, just expressing how millions of Americans feel about this atrocious farce we are forced to watch whether we want to or not.
Today, we pick back up with the list of entrants on the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award. Here we go:
Next on the list is Adam Schiff. This lying POS California lawmaker is at the heart of the coup attempt. Sure, he can act like a pillar of the national community but this angry little troll with the insect-like, bulging eyes is in league with scheming Nancy Pelosi and the porcine Jerrold Nadler. Schiff lies, bamboozles, schemes, most likely steals, and we would suspect cheats on his wife, Eve. I personally believe he should be the winner of this year’s award but we will see what we shall see.
Next on the list is the so-called ‘whistle-blower,’ the one the members of the House and Senate will never acknowledge by name but whom they quote constantly. His name ALLEGEDLY is Eric C., everyone knows it so why all the hush-hush to protect this lowlife scumbag?
Then, we have failed presidential candidate and member of the House Judiciary Committee, Eric Swalwell, congressman from California. He was on the list last year and again this year because he ranks amongst the dimmest Democrats in either chamber of Congress. Imagine if he and the Baby Evita mated and produced offspring? Yikes!
Then we have the entire State Department which is at the heart of the Deep State. For some reason unbeknownst to the rest of us, every representative we have seen before Congress the past 3-4 weeks seems to believe that THEY are the architects of the nation’s foreign policy and not the president and the people who elected him. What we are seeing is a group of disgruntled, angry, pissed off, and miffed bureaucrats crying and sobbing that the president chose to tread a different path. Oh, boo the f**k hoo!
Next, we have Marie Yovanovitch as one of the members of the Deep State who definitely deserves the Lavrentiy Beria Award this year. She and some of the other scumbags we have had to watch on live TV act as though THEY are the ones who possess the people’s mandate and not the president.
Then, we have two more Deep State denizens, George Kent and William Taylor who are confederates of former Ambassador Yovanovitch and of the State Department Deep State. How these puffed-up, self-important losers feel that they have MORE power than the president is beyond us but I am telling you, we must be grateful that Donald Trump IS our president as we would never have known the bastards even existed.
Then, we have billionaire Democratic candidate Tom Steyer. This bum acts like he is a champion of the environment, someone determined to save the planet as ONLY he can do it. Well, the man is a blowhard and a hypocrite, he made hundreds of millions of dollars tearing out a thousand or more acres of protected koala bear habitat so he could mine coal in Australia. He also reaped the wealth from investments in privatized prisons. Enough is enough, he deserves to be in prison himself.
The Deep State in its entirety is also on the list. If it wins the Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, the ‘treatment’ would take several years to administer and would require an ammunition factory’s output for a couple of years for the volunteers to mete out. Let us hope they don’t win the ‘symbolic award.’
Next on the list is House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler, D-NY, the man Rush Limbaugh labels as the ‘round mound with the gavel.’ We have Nadler on the list because he is a duplicitous idiot who cannot even remain awake during the hearings and deserves to undergo his own impeachment when the Republicans reclaim the House in November 2020.
CNN and The New York Times are both on the list as independent entries. They are there because they are the house organs of the yellow journalism being propagated in the Age of Trump, two entities that need to be dismantled, their parts sold off at auction and the communists working within them dispatched to labor camps north of the Arctic Circle. We should also add The Washington Post for being another piece of the communist puzzle.
Two others who are separate entries on the list is lying Brian Stelter for being so repugnant and a hack and Nicolle Wallace, someone who claimed to be a Republican but who- in the Age of Trump- is a hateful bi**h. Both of them could win but I sort of doubt it as they are little more than head lice.
Finally, added yesterday and sent out on the ballots are Democratic hack and lawyer for both Nadler and Schiff’s committees, Daniel Goldman. This man makes everyone who sees him want to rush to the nearest commode and begin barfing up their guts. The final group on the list are the Democratic members of the House Judiciary Committee for being so lockstep with the plan to remove President Trump on the flimsiest of evidence. Shame on ALL of them.
On Thursday, we will present the votes for the first round of semi-finals. We hope you will join us so you can see who is off it and who will be moving on. We thank you.
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12-10-2019 Tuesday—Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIV: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award’s second grouping of contestants is here today, some you might know and expect, some for a second time, whereas others could be a complete surprise” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici.
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Carrici, Craig. “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award’s second grouping of contestants is here today, some you might know and expect, some for a second time, whereas others could be a complete surprise.” Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIV
FOR FURTHER READING:
01-10-2018 W: “Although we attempt to avoid talking politics here, we generally do, which is why I say the liberals in our country require a ‘Lavrentiy Beria’ to show them the way” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici. Beverly Carrick Paintings Start-to-Finish, Part CLXXXIII
11-29-2018 Th: “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over some of the nominees today and explain why they are on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXVIII
11-30-2018 F: “Next month, the AICP-END Blogs will release the name of the winner for our First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award; I go over the remaining nominees today and explain why each one is on our list” by Chef Olaf Bologolo. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXXXIX
12-01-2018 S: “The final list of contestants for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award appear today and boy, do we have some winners on the list like Hillary Clinton, Jeff Flake, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” by Chef Olaf Bologolo. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCXL
12-14-2018 Th: “The Results are in for Round One of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in- check them out!” by Chef Roland Carl Davis. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLII
12-20-2018 Th: “Round Two of the Semi-Finals for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award are in: Michael Avenatti holds first place!” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLIX
12-27-2018 Th: “We have arrived at the Top Three contenders for the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award, which we will award NEXT Thursday” by Moses Scharbug III. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXVI
01-03-2019 Th: “We announce the winners of the First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award today: outgoing California Governor Jerry Brown and current Attorney-General Xavier Becerra” by Moses Scharbug III. Political Topics and Essays, Part MDCLXXIII
12-09-2019 M: “The Second Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award begins today what with the first group of entrants vying for the prize” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici. Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXIII
12-11-2019 W: “To catch the readership up, we revisit last year’s First Annual Lavrentiy Beria Award so you can see who was in the running, how we tallied the votes, and the final top three winners” by Chef Craig “Stinkbug” Carrici. Political Topics and Essays, Part MMXV
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